告诉我个英语有趣的故事，150～200个词

200词简单英语小故事~

The parable of the pencil 铅笔的寓言
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box.
在把铅笔放进盒子之前，铅笔商把铅笔放在一边。
"There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be."
“在我把你投入这个世界之前，我要和你说五件事。”他告诉铅笔，“你要时刻记住这五件事，那你就会成为最出色的铅笔。”
"One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone's hand."
“第一：你将会做许多伟大的事情，但前提是你甘愿听从别人的命令。”
"Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you'll need it to become a better pencil."
“第二：你将会时刻挨刀子，但为了成为一支更好的铅笔，你必须经历这些。”
"Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make."
“第三：你将会更改曾犯过的所有错误。”
"Four: The most important part of you will always be what's inside."
“第四：你最重要的东西永远在你的心里。”
"And Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write."
“第五：无论在什么样的平面上，你都必须留下你的印记，无论如何，你都必须坚持书写。”
The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart.
铅笔听明白了，承诺一定会遵守，然后怀揣目标、进了盒子里。
Now replace the place of the pencil with you. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best person you can be.
现在你就是那支铅笔，铭记以下五点，你将会成为最成功的人。
One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in God's hand. And allow other human beings to access you for the many gifts you possess.
第一：你将会成就许多丰功伟绩，但前提是你听从上帝的安排。并容许他人利用你的才能。
Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, by going through various problems in life, but you'll need it to become a stronger person.
第二：你将时刻面对痛苦的路程、经历人生重重磨难，但只有这样，你才会变得更坚强。
Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make.
第三：你将有能力改正你所犯下的错误。
Four: The most important part of you will always be what's on the inside.
第四：最重要的东西永远存在你的内心里。
And Five: On every surface you walk through, you must leave your mark. No matter what the situation, you must continue to do your duties.
第五：在你经过的每一个地方，你都要留下你的印记，无论何时，你要坚持尽责。
Allow this parable on the pencil to encourage you to know that you are a special person and only you can fulfill the purpose to which you were born to accomplish.
请时刻用这铅笔的寓言鼓励自己，铭记你是独特的，你带着使命而生，只有你才能实现这一使命。
Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot make a change.
永远不要萎靡不振，永远不要以为自己不重要，要时刻寻求改变！ 回答者： hongxin1980 | 二级 | 2011-3-22 21:58 | 检举

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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

She kindled a third match. Again shot up the flame； and now she was sitting under a most beautiful Christmas tree ,far larger, and far more prettily decked out, than the one she had seen last Christmas eve through the glass doors of the rich merchant's house. Hundreds of wax-tapers lighted up the green branches, and tiny painted figures, such as she had seen in the shop-windows, looked down from the tree upon her. The child stretched out her hands towards them in delight, and in that moment the lights of the match warm quenched； still, however, the Christmas candles burned higher and higher， she beheld them beaming like stars in heaven； one of them fell, the lights streaming behind it like a long, fiery tail.
“Now some one is dying,” said the little girl, softly, for she had been told by her old grandmother， the only person who had ever been kind to her, and who was now dead that whenever a star falls an immortal spirit returns to the God who gave it.

She struck yet another match against the wall； it flamed up, and surrounded by its light, appeared before her that same dear grandmother, gentle and loving as always, but bright and happy as she had never looked during her lifetime.

她擦着了第三根火柴，又冒出了火焰。现在她觉得正坐在非常美丽的圣诞树下面，比上次圣诞节透过那富商家的玻璃门看到的那株还要大、还要美。这株树的绿枝上点燃着许许多多的蜡烛，颜色瑰丽的图画，就象橱窗里挂着的那些一样漂亮，仿佛在向她眨眼。小姑娘把两只手伸过去，火柴又熄灭了。然而圣诞树上的烛光越升越高。她看到它们变成了明亮的星星，有一颗落下来，在天上划出一道长长的火丝。
“现在又有一个什么人死了。”小姑娘说。因为她的老祖母——一个唯一待她好的人，现在已经死了，曾经告诉过她，天上落下一颗星，地上就有一个灵魂回到曾赋于他生命的上帝那里去。
她在墙上又擦了一根火柴，火光把四周照亮了。在亮光里，亲爱的和生前一样的祖母出现了。她依然是那么的慈爱和温和，然而那快活和幸福的样子却是她生前从未有过的
1Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”
上周，布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦。她不太熟悉伦敦，结果她迷路了。突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子。她急忙向这位男子走去，说道：“劳驾您一下！请您告诉我去医院的路，好吗？”这位男子笑了。他听不懂英语。他来自德国。但是他将手伸进了自己的衣袋里，从里面掏出了一本英语词典。他查找到了一些单词。然后他一字一句地说：“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话。”



2.Speeding
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car. “I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman, writing his note. “You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“Would you mind making it 100, officer?” was the reply. “You see, I'm going to sell the car.”

超速行驶

一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后，警察一边做记录，一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单，因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里。”
“警官，请你把时速写为100英里好吗？你知道，我正要打算卖这辆车。”

A Brother Like That

A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile
from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve
when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin[1] was
walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.

"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.

Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas."
The boy was astounded[2]. "You mean your brother gave it
to you and it didnt cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ."
He hesitated.

Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He
was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the
lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.

"I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother
like that."

Paul looked at the boy in astonishment[3], then
impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my
car?"

"Oh yes, Id love that."

After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow
[4], said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my
house?"

Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad
wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride
home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will
you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.

He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard
him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was
carrying his little crippled[5] brother. He sat him down
on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him
[6] and pointed to the car.

"There she is, Buddy[7], just like I told you
upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it
didnt cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you
one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all
the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been
trying to tell you about."

Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of
his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside
him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.
That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when
he said: "It is more blessed to give[8] . . . "

选择一下吧：

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

医生住在楼下

“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。

“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”

公园里有三只蝴蝶，一只是红的，一只是黄的，还有一只是白的。它们每天在公园里跳舞，做游戏，它们玩得真高兴。
There are three butterflies in a garden.One is red,one is yellow and another is white.Everyday,they play and dance in the garden.They are very happy.
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那天，正当他们玩的时候，忽然下起雨来了，它们一起飞到红花那里。“红花，红花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“红蝴蝶进来，黄蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
One day,when they are playing,it rains.They fly to the red flower."Red flower,red flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The red one can come in.The yellow and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
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它们一起飞到黄花那里。“黄花，黄花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“黄蝴蝶进来，红蝴蝶、白蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
They fly to the yellow flower."Yellow flower,yellow flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The yellow one can come.The red and white ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
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它们一起飞到白花那里。“白花，白花，让我们进来吧，让我们进来吧！”“白蝴蝶进来，红蝴蝶、黄蝴蝶出去。”“我们都是好朋友，要来一块儿来，要走一块儿走。”
They fly to the white flower."White flower,white flower,please let us come in,please let us come in.""The white one can come.The red and yellow ones go away.""We are good friends.We will come together and go together."
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太阳出来了，雨停了，三只蝴蝶又在公园里跳舞、做游戏，它们幸福又愉快。
The sun rises,and the rain stops.The three butterflies are playing and dancing again.They are happy and gay.
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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"

http://www.yykt.net/Article/h/a/List_2.html
这里是笑话的

http://www.enread.com/essays/list_1.html这里是一些英语的美文
http://www.for68.com/web/seyy_gs/more.asp?page=13&ac=2277 这里是一些少儿英语故事,比较有意思.
你可以去看一下的

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