求 4人英语话剧 三男一女 5 -10分钟 最好是搞笑的
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well
boy A = Jack
boy B= Tom
girl A= Rose
girl B= Lucy
girl C= Lily
剧目梗概： Jack and Rose 还是男女朋友，Jack为人正直，有幽默感；Rose 脾气火爆他们住在浪漫街（The Romance street）泰坦尼克建筑楼（the Bulilding Titanic) 的12楼。 Tom, Lucy and Lily 是初中同学，恰好他们也住在泰坦尼克建筑楼里面，Tom住在13楼，Lily和Lucy住在十一楼。Tom是一个重金属的爱好者，Lily and Lucy是美声乐队成员，就这样喜欢安静的Rose Jack 生活遭到了严重的干扰，在感恩节哪天，Rose and Jack 邀请了 Tom，Lily and Lucy.
Rose went upstairs and knocked the door.
Rose： Hi, I am Rose, could you like to have a drink this night in my house?
Lily : why? .....
Lucy pushed Lily a little
Lucy: Sure, today is Thanksgiving Day, we love to do that.
Rose: Good, see you later.
Jack went downstairs, knocked the door.
Jack: Hi, buddy. Today there was a party in my house, would you like to come?
Tom: perfect! Thanks a lot.
Jack: Catch you later.
Jack and Rose all at home, they were preparing the dinner. Jack turn to Rose,
Jack said: sweetheart, I hate the Tom guy and his loud music which let me weak all night.
Rose: sure you do, so do I. I also hate the girls singing things. I always think about the Hitler (希特勒）， because he waked up half of the world from sleep and then put them in nightmares.
Tom is happy, wears suits and ties, then he said "I do love party, I am the king".
Lily and Lucy also got ready, they brought a bottle of wine.
The three people meet at the door, they said hello to each other. Knock , knock, knock
Rose and Jack: welcome, my friends, even though we don’t like you music, any way come in .
The three felt nothing to say, then they were in the house.
Tom: oh, my god. I think I lost myself when I am in the house.
Rose: Because we are Jack and Rose, in Titanic building?
Tom: maybe.
Lily and Lucy laughed out, Lucy said: I think we are in the boat ---Titanic.
Lily: Haliluya! (哈利路亚)
Jack kept everyone quiet and he said, excuse me, my friends, could you introduce yourselves in a very, very, very brief one.
Tom : The loud music fan, then he sang—don’t you cry tonight, I still love you baby. (来自重金属乐队 guns and roses –枪花)
All the people were crazy but speechless. Then he sits down.
Lily: I am a beautiful flower and love chicken.
Lucy: I also love chicken, but a smaller one, I love singing because I want to drive my sister crazy, she always eat my chicken.
Jack: I hope you don’t drive us all crazy. But does not matter, I already crazy.
Rose: I think so.
Lily: I am not.
Tom: that is funny.
Jack and Rose： Not all that funny!!
So they talked and they all feel happy again, Lucy teaches Rose how to sing while Tom teaches Jack the song Lily is busy with eating chicken.
The Party is over, the funny thing is that Rose get s to love singing at night, Jack love heavy mental a lot. A month later, Lily, Lucy and Tom knocked the door, You Drive US ALL Crazy.
大概就是想出这么多，在表演的时候需要下一首枪花的, 舞台布置突出泰坦尼克号！ 好运！
Characters：
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi：Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20years.Now,the tax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act
(in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine.
Hi,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped,take it up,)
Xiaofu：Tax！Pay the tax！
Dabao：(change faces)
Taxi?Where is the taxi?Here's no taxi.
Xiaofu：Tax！T---A---X！
Dabao：What's the tax?I just know taxi！Do you want me to call ataxi for you?6JJ Taxi--！Taxi--！
Xiaofu：Enough！Are you the vendor?
Dabao：No,No,No,no！I'm just have alook.The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu：Not the vendor?Impossible！you've been here for 2hours.6JJ Dabao：Really?(Xiaofu：Yes,of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu：The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao：It's abig bug！
Xiaofu：Oh.Don't waste my time！Please pay the tax--10Yuan！
Dabao：10yuan?！My god.I had just earned 20Yuan one day！5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：Don't cheat me,you've sold more than 2hundred ones.
Dabao：6yuan,my dear sisiter.
7Yuan,my lovely beauty.
Dabao：Not for you,not for me,let's split the difference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao：What asmart woman！Bad luck！I'm bankrupt.I have to change my place.
Hope Iwould not meet her any more！Let's go！Act
人物：
史先生，小福，大宝。
史先生：税收是国家财政收入的首要来历。在过去的20年中，税收部分和上税人的关系有了明显转变
。此刻，税收部分--小福和上税人--卖羊肉串的大宝将会上演这个转变。好生在1980年的一幕。
(1980年首都三里河的一个市场)
大宝：羊肉串，羊肉串了啊，吃一串，想九串，吃一串，想九串啊！您好，来点羊肉串吧。(羊肉串掉了
又捡了起来)
小福：交税，交税！
大宝：(换了脸色)出租车?哪有出租车?这没有出租车。
小福：交税！交--税！
大宝：什么是交税?我就知道有出租车！你想让我帮你叫出租车吗?出租车--！出租车--！
小福：够了！你笑话大全是老板吗?
大宝：不，不，不，不是！我就是随便看看。老板去茅厕了。
小福：你--不是老板?不成能！你已经在这呆2小时了。
大宝：是吗?(小福：当然。)你怎么知道的?
小福：我工作室的窗口就冲这开！我已经注重你2个小时了。
大宝：好大的虫子啊！
小福：别华侈我的时间！请上税--10元！
大宝：10元?我的天啊。我一天才挣20元！5元行吗?
小福：别骗我了，你已经挣过200元了。
大宝：6元，亲爱的姐姐?
7元，美丽的女人。
大宝：不是你刚才说的，也不是我刚才说的，让咱们再从头定一个。8元，怎么样?
小福：(四处看了下)好吧，就这样，但是没有发票。
(大宝付了8元，小福离开了)
大宝：多精明的女人啊！倒霉！我破产了！我得换个地儿。希望不会再遇到她。走！加把油再好好找找
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