求英语舞台剧剧本，3到6人

急！！！求个英语小剧本、、搞笑的、6个人的、3到5分钟左右、、速度 、在线等~

孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short )
　　唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short )
　　沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short )
　　小妖 Mini Monster ( A B C D )
　　Act 1
　　（J 照着镜子上台，后面跟着一个小妖B手捧一盒化装品，如Clean &Clear等）
　　J: Another pimple!　　they are useless. What can I do?

（这时4，电话铃不知趣地响了起来，J不耐烦地从B手中接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。）
　　Y: Hello! It’s me.

J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。

Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?

(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。)
　　J:You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!

Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.

J:ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。)

Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)
　　J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，对B道 ) But Tang Seng is really good for me　　(B显然理解主人的意思，递过一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。)
　　J: ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha,　　

(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)

M：Hi,master.

T; monkey,where are we ?

M;DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi

M;Ok，we are coming.

(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)
　　M；master，please（指着一休息地方）
　　（J向B伸手 ，B递上一纸筒——魔力耳朵，J便把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）
　　T: Monkey!You are great,thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and......

(P懒洋洋地突然打断　)

P: Sir! I’m so hungry.

T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。　

（M点头答应，欲要离去）

T;monkey,just go to changqingfandian.

M;yes sir.( 欲要离去)

T;monkey,wash your box.

M;ok.ok( 欲要离去)

T;monkey,be careful

M;thank you sir( 欲要离去)

T;monkey....(M不耐烦打断)

M；you,go away(飞奔而去)　

（剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。）
　　J: It’s a good time.
　　（J迅速地化装成一个老太婆，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅）
　　P: Ah, an old woman. Hello! What’s in your basket? It smells nice!

J: Some food for my son.

P: I’m hungry. Can I have some?　　

（心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。）
　　T: Pig! be polite to old woman

J: You are very kind. I can give you some food.

T: （ 双手合十 ）Good woman 。　　

（J假意伸手拿食物递给T，企图乘机抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白皙的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了破绽。）
　　M: ( 一把抓住了J的手腕 ) Who are you? An old woman?
（J虽然是妖怪，但四百年来，这还是头一遭被人这么窝囊地抓住手腕，简直是又羞又怒）
　　J: You……you touch my hand!

M: Monster!

（T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分）

S；master master,Pig Pig, come here

P(一心盯着妖怪): Beautiful woman

（T听到来着是个美人，忙抬头偷看。T；(感叹) beautiful woman.）
　　M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you.

J: No matter how big you are. I’ll kill you　　

M: Monster! Take my stick!

（M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住）
　　P: Beauty, run! Run run.　　

(T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great。情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。)
（终于，T唱完了）

T: ( 清清嗓子 ) Monkey, go and buy the lunch. I’m very hungry.
M: Yes，master，Just stay here。（边说边画圈 ）。Goodbye sir.
　　（M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天。）
　　（J见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。）
J: Ouch。

（J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。
　　J: Come, come Come。。。　　

（T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获。）
　　M: You again!
　　J: You 。you. How nasty you are!
　　M: Now you cannot run!

　(T 刚刚清醒，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，感叹；monkey is really great。不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了。J乘机溜走了。)
（T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。P忽然发现M正望着J远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。）
　　P: ( 调侃地 ) Ah, you like that beautiful woman.

　(　M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。)
　　T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you cannot love her. loving girls needs time and money. you don’t have much time and much money.
　　M: I won’t.

T: That’s fine. Everybody ,are you reday?

（列队齐声）：Yes sir。（转身跳起了nobody）






我改写别人的，元旦表演了，效果还不错哈

英语剧本

第一幕
在歌剧《Hannibal》的排练中，两位新来的剧团经理，来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱，女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候，突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下，只差一点点就可能砸死她。在演员们的惊呼之中，伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来"是Phantom干的"。Carlotta又惊又气，拂袖下场，拒绝再唱。剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太太站出来…
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it’s only a legend. What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty. For it’s phantom’s. And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued. Or the accidents happened today won’t stop.
MA: That’s a bad news. But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role.
G: Not very difficult. Christine can take the place of her.
MA: Christine?
G: Yes. Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher. And she sings a wonderful voice.
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now. Christine could have a try.
《Hannibal》的公演时，包箱里坐的子爵Raoul，也是歌剧院新的股东，发现剧里的女主角就是Christine，他年幼时的好朋友。演出结束以后，Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴，但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请，因为她的音乐教师，"音乐天使"，对她十分严格。Raoul离开后，Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。Christine被他牵引着，穿过镜子，仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯，坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池，最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台，里面的布置精制而高贵，但是既陈旧又破烂。在Phantom的钢琴声里，Christine的音乐课开始了。
P: I find the one I’m looking for eventually. A person who can understand my music has appeared. Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I’m looking for. Now I’m making effort to practice her to be the best singers. One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage.
CH: What a man he is. He always wears a mask. And I know nothing about him. His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot. Maybe he is ugly. How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won’t be interesting in it. And you never have chance to see my real appearance. Oh it’s already daybreak. You should go to the ground.
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon.
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried.
Ma: A serious problem. The phantom had sent me a letter.
G: what’s the content.
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera.
G: it doesn’t seem so bad as I think.
MA: But Carlotta won’t agree.
G: What are you going to do now.
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now. And she will of course make the opera successful.
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he’d better not. Now strengthen the guard. It’s all I can do.

在演出中，Christine扮演主角，在表演结束演员上台谢幕的时候，Phantom出现在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊灯上，他摇动了吊灯，在众人的震惊之中，硕大的吊灯从天而降。
吊灯事件后整整六个月，歌剧院都没有Phantom的消息。，歌剧院举行的盛大舞会。Christine和Raoul已经订婚了，但是他们的订婚消息并没有公开，Christine的订婚戒指也一直被她偷偷挂在项链上面。舞会中间，Phantom突然再次出现了，这一次，他打扮成红色死神，并且交个剧院经理他呕心沥血所编写的剧本，《唐徨》。一开始，经理们不同意演出这个离奇而且怪异的剧本。但是Raoul提议他们可以先排练，再设计下圈套捕捉Phantom。几经商量，他们的计策逐渐成型，但是要用Christine做诱饵。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am. Take it.
MA: what’s this.
P: a playbook.
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you. Listen to me or you will regret.

After the party
R: what are you looking at manager.
MA: oh my venerable viscount. It is just a playbook.
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is.
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn’t he. Only he can do it.
MA: yes viscount.
R: so what are you going to deal with it.
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don’t think it should be performed.
R: I think it should. For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried. And he had killed Carlotta.
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play. And the phantom would appear the police would catch him.
MA: a good plan. But…
R: take it easy. I think it will succeed.
《唐徨》的首场演出时，整个巴黎歌剧院布满了警察和看守，都满心期待着抓到Phantom。在最后一段压轴歌曲里，Phantom扮成男主角.后，他甩脱了警察的包围，再一次挟带着Christine来到歌剧院底下，穿过水池，来到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妆室，找不到暗门。Giry太太是Phantom的传信人，但是她觉得Raoul和Christine是真心相爱，于是她指Raoul打开镜子后面的暗门，Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone. It seems that they had disappear.
G: What’s wrong. Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way. I must find my fiancée as soon as I can. You Mrs. Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone. Tell me.
G: (should I tell him what I know, I’m the passenger of phantom but.) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don’t you.
R: yes I can swear. I would take care of her for the whole life.
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much. Ok you go down through the door of the mirror. This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much.
G: be careful young man.
R: I will dear madam. My thanks to you again.
Phantom看到Raoul走近，他放下铁条闸门，把Raoul锁在门外，他告诉Christine，如果她肯他走，他就会放Raoul一命，如果Christine不同意，那么他就杀了Raoul。这时警察们追着Raoul也来到密室外面。Phantom忽然转念，决定放这一对年轻的恋人离开，因为他明白Christine永远不会爱他，他的一番苦心也永远不会有结果。他打开秘室的闸门，警察一拥而进，可是一阵烟雾过后，Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一只面具，人却消失得无影无踪了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose. GO with me and I will release this gentleman. If you don’t this young man will certainly die.
R: don’t listen to him Christine. Phantom let Christine go you can kill me. Why don’t. I’m prey for you lust for blood. You are a demon.
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one. You have taught me, and you have changed now.
P: Cruel. You say cruel. Who is cruel? It’s me who give you the chance to be the famous actress. And you have betrayed me.
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much. But I loved Raoul. I will follow him not you.
R: I love her! Show some compassion.
P: shut up. The world shows no compassion to me.
Police: viscount. Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in.
P: too late to turn back. You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend. What you need is others care.
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins. Forgive me, I can’t do as I promise to be with you.
CH: why torment yourself my friend. End it.
P: either way you choose, I lose. Maybe you are right Christine. Oh see what I have down to you.
P: young man you are free now. Forget all this and all you have seen. Take her away.
R: Why. You set us free.
P: no reason, perhaps. Christine, listen. Only you can take my song flight.
CH: I will. But what are you going to do.
P: It is over now. The play has concluded. There is no phantom in the world from now and forever.

　　焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
　　焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
　　太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
　　Prologue
　　(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
　　J:Everybody says thatI’m hen pecked,but infact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
　　wife is WuSong.
　　(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
　　(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
　　My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
　　smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I donotcare.I only want her to be tender
　　than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
　　My God!Who can help me?(下)

　　Act1
　　(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
　　JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
　　(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
　　L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’sup mum?
　　JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
　　dearest mother-in-law”.
　　L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup?
　　JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been sorude,sobrusque,so
　　lazy……
　　L:But……

　　英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
　　JM:Never interrupt me!
　　L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
　　day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken
　　and……
　　JM:But all those you have done are not as valua bleasagr and son!
　　L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goand ask your
　　son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

　　Act2
　　(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
　　L:Mum,I’m back!
　　LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
　　L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
　　LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you in sistedon
　　marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
　　to me.Look at yourself……
　　L:But,mum……
　　LM:Never interrup tme!
　　L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
　　I’ll marry whom ever you want me to
　　LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I` m the mayor`s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
　　Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
　　and tell him.(下)
　　L(惊愕):What?The mayor`s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
　　铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

　　Act3
　　(J睡眼惺忪上)
　　J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
　　(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
　　(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
　　裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
　　she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
　　JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
　　J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
　　JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
　　girl,goand take her back!
　　J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

　　接上面内容
　　Act4
　　(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
　　A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
　　The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
　　B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
　　C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
　　AB&C:Give usall your money!
　　J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough?
　　(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
　　A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
　　B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
　　C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and
　　rob the wedding!
　　A&B:Good idea!
　　J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
　　AB&C:Why?Apretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
　　J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
　　(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’llgo
　　with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
　　B:Have you got any experience?
　　J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

　　Act5
　　(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
　　(J和三强盗跃至台中)
　　ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
　　A:The road is built by me!
　　B:And I planted one tree.
　　C:If you want to go by this street---
　　J:Give usall your money!
　　(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
　　L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
　　(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
　　J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
　　(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
　　(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
　　J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
　　L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
　　J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
　　L(起身去追):Wait forme! (跑下)
　　(音乐起 Can You Celebrat
　　这是我们学校戏剧节比赛获奖的舞台剧

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仁布县17798798938： 跪求6人英语话剧剧本~~~ - ？
冯柏芬必： Three Times' Beating Monster 人物:T唐僧 S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头 N:哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出,递给S) S: Look,...

仁布县17798798938： 求英语话剧的剧本.要求:大概6个人的篇幅就好,每人能有2——3句.最好有翻译. - ？
冯柏芬必：[答案] (这是本人根据童话故事自己改写的,用词很简单,不需要翻成中文的, Golden Goose 金鹅 场景一:(The ...looking around through her telescope.She sees Jim and the people stuck to the goose.She could not stop laughing.) Rose:\x09\x09...

仁布县17798798938： 求英语话剧的剧本.要求:简单,大概6个人的篇幅就好,每人能有2——3句.最好有翻译. - ？
冯柏芬必： (这是本人根据童话故事自己改写的,用词很简单,不需要翻成中文的,希望能帮到你)Golden Goose 金鹅场景一: (The woodcutter and his three sons)Woodcutter: I am a woodcutter. I have three sons, Jack, John and Jim. Jack: I ...

仁布县17798798938： 跪求一个6个人的英语话剧,大概10分钟左右.希望每个成员的任务差不多哦最好搞笑点的, - ？
冯柏芬必：[答案] 你好,希望这个短剧对阁下有用!A Singer's Lifeby Betty Liao廖宝彩6人英语剧本,一个歌手的一生CastRaymond: RaymondKemp: Raymond's fatherMichelle: a passerbyGrace: a composerPeggy: piano teacherHeather: a ...

仁布县17798798938： 求一个英语短剧,有6个人,不要太长,要求:必须包括以下内容1要有相互问候的话2要有介绍人的内容(自己或他人)3要有购物的对话4要有住进旅馆的对话 - ？
冯柏芬必：[答案] 你可以把某个剧情翻译成英语,设置一个场景,两个人扮演顾客去买东西,另一个人扮演售货员,一个人扮演小偷,一个人扮演旅店老板.假设两个顾客在逛街购物的时候钱包被小偷偷了,晚上去住店发现没有钱……你再编编.

仁布县17798798938： 跪求一个6人的英语小品剧本跪求一英语剧本,要求6人参加!时间5分钟左右就可以了,对话形式也行!内容不限!有的朋友麻烦说哈 急用! - ？
冯柏芬必：[答案] (六人简称为A;B;C;D;E;F) A:Hello,everyone! BCDEF:Hello!A:Where are you going? B:We are going to the zoo.Do you want to go with me? A:No,Iwant to go to the library.I want to read books. C:But you canread books at the zoo.D:Yes,and after we visit ...

仁布县17798798938： 求可以六人演的英语话剧剧本 - ？
冯柏芬必：[答案] Cathy Susan Angel and Servant Aside and Clerk Summary Susan很苗条,Cath和胖,她们是好朋友,不过却都羡慕对方…... Being fat is a terrible thing.Look at me.My abdomen looks like a swimming belt.It is so ugly. (Cathy touches Susan's ...

仁布县17798798938： 急!!!求个英语小剧本、、搞笑的、6个人的、3到5分钟左右、、速度 、在线等 - ？
冯柏芬必： 孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short ) 唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short ) 沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short ) 小妖 Mini Monster ( A B C D ) Act 1 (J 照着镜子上台,后面跟着一...

仁布县17798798938： 求一个英语小短剧,6个人演.时间5~大学老师的口语作业.一个宿舍的人共同表演,最好6个人台词差不多. - ？
冯柏芬必：[答案] 希望你喜欢并采纳:6人剧本:《大学生活》英语短话剧剧本College Life一个简单的6人剧本,讲述大学生活的.by Betty LiaoCastGeorgeMancyKenTidaAnnie——————————————————————————–Characte...

仁布县17798798938： 急求1英语短剧剧本!6人~~3男3女!3 - 5分钟左右! - ？
冯柏芬必： SNOW WHITE SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起,旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving ...