急求推荐一部国外经典话剧，7人演（四男三女）。英语课上演

急求一个七人表演的大概十几分钟的英语话剧~

Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H

Part 1:In 杨白劳’home
旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）
喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）
杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this?
喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!
杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!
喜: Really? Buys a car?Great!
杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready ?
喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)
王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)
王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right?
杨:Right,What do you think?
王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out?
杨: Sure!.
王婶: Ok,go?(问杨白劳)
杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
(四人出门 下)
Part 2: In Huang Shiren’ home
黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang Shiren?Tt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!
穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok?
黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)
穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--?（哀求着）
黄: Really does not have!
穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok?
黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you?(无奈的样子)
穆: You might ask for him!
黄:Asking him?I think he couldn’t give me!
穆:Why? He has contracted the farm, and made many money!
黄:I know! But,he——
穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok?
黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!
穆: Let’s go! (两人出门 下)
Part 3: In enlightens the hall
旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)
（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）
杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--
王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that?
杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.
喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren? Is all right?（杨白老点头示对）
大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!
杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)
（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）
黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!
（大家看了看，没人理睬）
杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)
黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright?
杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）
大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!
黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this?（穆仁智扶黄起来）
杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.
黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend?
大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you?
黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)
杨:What’s the mater?
黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is---
杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!
黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok?(乞求的样子)
杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!
黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte……
杨: No money,only a life have!
黄: just a litte……
杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!
黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----
大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard? Does not have!
黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok?(哀求着)
王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do?
大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）
( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)
穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---
杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)
黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep?
穆:No!Go out!(全部下)

孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本

Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)


Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goan dask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本

J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)

我们学院举办了很多的英语短剧大赛,这个剧年年都会被搬上来演,很搞笑,其中的细节可以自己再添加删减,呵呵,祝你们好运了~~

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