急急急求英语话剧。最好有搞笑成分~谢谢~~11人~2男9女~

急求11人演的话剧 英语的 谢谢~

英语话剧剧本：三只蝴蝶（11人左右英语话剧剧本）（在线收听）



　　故事背景：红蝴蝶、黄蝴蝶、蓝蝴蝶他们是形影不离的好朋友，在一个阳光明媚的夏天，三只蝴蝶来到花园里玩。
　　剧中人物：红、黄、蓝三只蝴蝶，红花、黄花、蓝花、五色花、太阳公公、云、雨、花草等等。
　　道具：服饰、背景音乐等
　　（四朵花出场）one little two little three little flowers,four little five little six little flowers,seven little eight little nine little flowers, ten flowers here we are !
　　红花：Hello ,I am red flower,
　　黄花：I am yellow flower
　　蓝花：I am blue flower
　　五色花：I am colorful flower .
　　（太阳公公出场）I am laughing ha ha , I am laughing ha ha , I am laughing ha ha ha, I am laughing ha ha ha ,
　　太阳：Hello , flowers , good morning .
　　合：Hello grandpa sun , good morning .
　　太阳公公：Are you happy today?
　　合：Yes ,we are happy !(找各自的位置)
　　(三只蝴蝶出场) you are my sunshine ,my only sunshine, you make me happy , when skies are gray , you have konw dear, how much I love you ,please don’t take my sunshine away !
　　红蝴蝶：Hello I am red butterfly
　　黄蝴蝶：Hello I am yellow butterfly
　　蓝蝴蝶：Hello I am blue butterfly.
　　合：We are good friends
　　红蝴蝶：What a beautiful day !
　　黄蝴蝶：Look ! many beautiful flowers !
　　蓝蝴蝶：Let’s play there ,ok ?
　　合：Ok !
　　背景音乐响起（2B《The butterfly》），蝴蝶在花丛中飞来飞去，突然雷声响起。。。。。。太阳公公下，乌云上，然后雨上
　　红蝴蝶：Oh ,it is going to rain ,
　　黄蝴蝶：Where shall we hide ?
　　蓝蝴蝶：We can hide behind the flower
　　(他们飞向红花)
　　红蝴蝶：Red flower , red flower , can we hide here ?
　　红花：Red butterfly come in ,yellow and blue butterfly go away .
　　红花：No thank you ,we are good friends ,we never separate,bye bye !
　　(他们飞向黄花)
　　黄蝴蝶：Yellow flower , yellow flower , can we hide here ?
　　黄花：Yellow butterfly come in ,red and blue butterfly go away .
　　黄花：No thank you ,we are good friends ,we never separate,bye bye !
　　(他们飞向蓝花)
　　蓝蝴蝶：Blue flower ,blue flower , can we hide here ?
　　蓝花：Bule butterfly come in ,yellow and red butterfly go away .
　　蓝花：No thank you ,we are good friends ,we never separate,bye bye !
　　五色花：Hei , come here , you can hide here.
　　合：Thank you !
　　(太阳公公上)
　　太阳公公：Rain rain go away , rain rain go away,
　　合：Yeah , thank you grandpasun !
　　(合唱,花和蝴蝶一起唱歌跳舞)rain rain go away， come again other day ,little butterfly want to paly , rain rain go away 两遍 byebye !

推荐用傲慢与偏见里的节选

孔雀东南飞吧？
剧本是老了点，但是在于演技创新和突破，再老的剧本也搞笑。
人多了点？没事，都去当强盗吧。可以反串，男的演兰芝

焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!

Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

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