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搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑
5
人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》


演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

打更的太监

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战乡村陌路

旁白：
A
quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A
man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监：
The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I
’
m
打酱
油的！


Y
与
X
相遇．

X
：
Ohm, I’m
sorry to knock you!
Y:
Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X:
Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y:
ha
ha,
I
won’t

change
my
name!
No
matter
what
happens.
I’m

the
most
famous
——
-Y
eGucheng
（登登登登！
！
！
）
. Who are you?
X:
I’m
ximenchuixue.
Y(
惊讶
): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:
Y
es, what is wrong?
Y:
I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X:
Great, you know me!
Y(
抱腿
)
：
Please, please
……

Don
’
t kill me! Let me go!
X:
No, I must kill you!
Y:
I
don’t
want to be killed. Let me go!
X:
No way! Y
ou know?
Y(
突然站起冷冷的说
)
：
Don
’
t force me!
X:
Pardon!
(Y
拿出一袋牛奶
)
X(
抢过牛奶
):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y:
Please drink it!
X(
喝完牛奶
):Thanks, ha-ha
Y:
Do you still want to kill me?
X:
Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(
恼怒
+
冷酷
):V
ery good! V
ery good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:
I’m
sure I
won’t!

Y:
I must give you a lesson! If I
don’t
beat you this time, I
’ll
never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(
捂着肚子，蹲下
)
：
Ouch, Ouch!
Y(
大笑
)
：
Ha Ha
……

X(
可怜状
): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The
“WC”?

Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(
掏出纸屑吹
):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua
—
man
—
-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in
“WC” now,

ha……

H(
惊讶
):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: Y
ou are right!
H: Teriffic! Y
ou are the one I
’
m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes,
It’s
very good.
H: Ok, follow me;
let’s
go!
Y: Ok,
Let’s go!

(To be continued
…
)

老鼠嫁女儿
角色(character):鼠爸爸（f）、太阳（sun）、云（cloud）、风（wind）、墙（wall）
Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. （很久很久以前，有一个老鼠爸爸）
He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. （他想要将他的女儿嫁给世界上最伟大的人）
But, who was the greatest person in the world? （但是，谁是世界上最伟大的人呢？）
Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. （啊！是太阳！他一定是世界上最伟大的人） The mouse father went to talk to the sun. （老鼠爸爸就去找太阳说话）
f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！太阳先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？）
sun-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是云） If he comes out, I’ll be covered.” （只要他一出现，我就被遮住了）
The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.（老鼠爸爸就去找云）
f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！云先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？） cloud------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是风） If he comes out, I’ll be blown away.” （只要他一出现，我就被吹的远远的）
The mouse father went to talk to the wind. （老鼠爸爸就去找风）
f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.（哈啰！风先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？）
wind-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的应该是墙） If he comes out, I’ll be stopped.” （只要他一出现，我就被挡住了）
The mouse father went to talk to the wall. （老鼠爸爸就去找墙）
f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. （哈啰！墙先生，我知道你是世界上最伟大的人） Would you marry my daughter?” （你愿意娶我的女儿吗？）
wall------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” （什么？我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢！最伟大的其实是你们！是老鼠！）
f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse?” （世界上最伟大的人…是老鼠？）
wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I’ll be bit!” （没错！世界上最伟大的就老鼠.明白吗？如果老鼠来了，我就会被穿过）
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英语话剧剧本《傻子春天》一个讲述傻子好心有好报的故事。（第一幕）

场景：森林

（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）

（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、

玉米、斧头、笛子）

◎傻子坐在舞台上

※下音乐（森林狂想曲）

◎动物由两边後台进场

◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏

◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦

跳跳进场
对白：

（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、

鸟、精灵）

旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.

His name is Billy. He is too

stupid, so he doesn't have any

friends. He is always a lone,

but he likes to go to the forest.

There are many animals there.

One day, the idiot goes to forest.
字串2
There are birds, deers, rabbits

beside him.

Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook

jumped to him.

傻子：Hi ! The music is great.

Would you please to teaching

M me？【傻子作恳求状】

精灵：Ok! No problem.

But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】

傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】
精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!

Thank you ! My name is Pook.

Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】

傻子：My name is Billy.

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精灵：Do you like it?

精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?

精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!

傻子：Wow! What a lovely duck.

精灵：You can have it.

This is a gift for you.

傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦後十分惊喜】
字串3
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）

◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和

精灵、动物们快乐退场
（第二幕）

场景：皇宫

（道具：椅子、城墙、）

（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱

　　　　　、听诊器）

◎公主坐在舞台上

◎国王走来走去手足无措状
◎公主面无表情、百般无聊

【国王非常惊慌焦急状】
对白

（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、

御医）

　

国王：Smile! Please smile.

　

　　国王：Oh my poor little girl.

Why do you never smile

　What’s matter with you?

　皇后：Please don’t worry my dear.

　 I have a good idea.

　Where is the doctor?

　　国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!

　Hurry up！Hurry up！

西御医：Your Majesty!

Princess is very well.

　　

　　中御医：I’m sorry. Maybe

she is just unhappy.

　

　　国王：Get away and never

come here again.

　　皇后：No! I don’t believe.

　 What shall we do?

　国王：All right! All right! 字串6

　 Don’t cry.

　 Anyway I will do my best.
◎国王对著天空宣誓

◎退场：

　国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼

　公主冷漠

　侍卫雄壮威武

　
第三幕）

场景：大街

（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、

城墙、鸦、笛）

　

※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）

　　　◎大街人来人往热闹状

对白：

人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）

　

旁白：There are many people on this street,

is very noisy.

　

　

　

侍卫：Pay attention please!

Pay attention please!

If anyone can make our princess

Laugh.

He can marry with her.

Our holy king will never regret!

　

　

　

傻子：The princess is so beautiful.

She is my dream lover.

路人铮：Look him！

Such a dirty man.

He wants to married

Our princess.

路人雯：Don’t be silly.

It’s impossible.

傻子：Yes….they are right,

how can I get her?

It just a dream 字串9

　

精灵：Don’t be sad my friend.

Trust me you can make it

路人潘：Oh the duck is so cute.

May I have a look?

Oh ~ The duck is stick on

my hands. I can’t put it down.

Somebody help me.

路人雯：Cool down! I’m coming!

路人铮：I’m coming! I’m coming!
第四幕）

场景：皇宫内外

道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）

※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）

◎国王一行人站在城墙上

◎精灵领一排人上台

【公主忍不住大笑】

【皇后欣喜貌】

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对白：

人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）

国王： Its noise what’s happening.

公主：It’s very funny

皇后：Look! she is laughing

My child is laughing

国王：Thanks God!

Take the man in.

侍卫：Yes my lord

国王：You made my daughter

happy.

What do you want? 字串3

I can give everything you

want

傻子：well……I think….I mean…….

If you don’t mind………

.

精灵：Please keep your words

皇后：Wait a minute !

No I disagree.

He is poor and stupid.

国王：Let me see.

公主：My dear father!

If you regret

Maybe I will never

Laugh in my whole life.

国王：Ok! ok! Please don’t do it

again. My sweet heart.

傻子：Would you married me?.

公主：Yes I do

精灵：It is wonderful.

I told you : trust me you

Can make it

旁白：So they got married.

谢幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!

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