因为本人的英语不是太好，所以麻烦各位英语好的帮我个忙。帮我翻译一下，全文都要翻译哦！！

各位大神帮忙翻译下英语课文儿，本人英语不是太好，所以有点儿难翻译，请各位帮个忙，拜托了！~

--- 嗨。Tony。快来看电视上的足球比赛。
--- 好的，比分是多少？
---西班牙在一分钟前得分了。
---哇！这么快！
---是啊，上周电视上比赛很无聊，因为整场没有得一分。所以这周的比赛更兴奋。
---Tony，你怎么了？你看起来很疲惫
---昨晚网球比赛之后我真的很累，而且我的膝盖受伤了。
---真是太糟糕了！坐下看比赛，这比玩网球安全。
---是的，观看没有这么危险，也很放松。
---好吧，我不确定。没有什么事情能比打网球更舒服的了
---但是你会享受在电视看奥林匹克，对吗？
---待在家里比去体育馆容易多了。噢！快看那个！
---噢！他错过了！真倒霉！
---别介意，他们仍然有充足的时间得分
最后一句话看不太清了

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弄的不杂好 希望谅解 不正确之出往你体谅 毕竟真多来

我叫XXX，(Hello everyone, My name is XXX, and you can call meXX(你的昵称).)我来自南京，(Nanjing is my hometown)我是个比较内向的女孩，虽然我不太爱说话，但是我很乐意帮助我身边的每一位朋友，以后大家有什么困难都可以来找我。(I m not quiet talkative, even though i dont talk much, but i d like to help everyone around me. So if you have any questions or problems, i d like to help you guys)
我的爱好有很多，比如：唱歌、写作、听音乐和看电视等等。(i interested in lots of things, like singing, writing, listening to music and watching televisions.) 我最喜欢的偶像团体是东城卫，我最喜欢东城卫的团长---陈德修，修不仅人长得帅，而且很有才。(My favorite band is Dong Cheng Wei, i really like their group head--DeXiu Chen, he is not only a good looking guy, but also full of talents.) 东城卫是一个摇滚乐团(Dong Cheng Wei is a rock band)，我之所以喜欢他们，完全是因为他们为了音乐而坚持不懈的精神(The reason i like them is because their put their soul into their music)，他们为了音乐经历了很多(Their music is full of their experience)，听了我的介绍希望大家能和我一样去支持他们(Hopefully after my presentation, you will support the band with me)！！
我的介绍就这么多，谢谢大家！！(That is all my presentation, thanks all)

Ps:我不知道你这个演讲是不是一个很正式的演讲 我写的比较口语化。 希望可以满足你的要求

My name is XXX, I am from Nanjing, I was more introverted girl, although I do not love to talk, but I am willing to help me each and every friend that we will have any difficulties can come to me.
I have many hobbies, such as: singing, writing, listening to music and watching television. My favorite is the idol group Dong Cheng Wei, one of my favorite East Side --- David Chen, head repair, repair is not only handsome man, and very just. Dong Cheng Wei is a rock band, I like them, simply because they are for music and perseverance, they experienced a lot for music, listening to my presentation and I do hope that we can to support them! !
My introduction to so much, thank you! !

我只能说楼上的语法错误太多是翻译器翻得，不要采纳

建议瑢瑢不要采纳 西哦唉 （楼上的楼上）的答案，他的答案有许多语法错误。他可能是到网上弄的英语翻译器直接翻译的。里面真的有很多语法错误，例如 David Chen, head repair, repair is not only handsome man, and very just 里面，你说他很有才的意思是说他很有才华。你在看看他翻译的什么？？just 却是表示 才，但此才非彼才也 ！！！

My name is XXX. I'm from nanjing, I am a bashfulness girl, though I don't love to talk, but I'm happy to help my side every friend, later everybody has what difficulties can always come to me.
I have a lot of hobbies, such as singing, writing, listening to music and watching TV, etc. My favorite idol group is enterprise, I most like enterprise who defended colonel - ChenDeXiu, make not only people grow handsome, and very talented. Enterprise is a rock band who, the reason that I like them, completely because they to music and perseverance to music, they have a lot of experience I listened hope everybody can like me to support them!!
My introduction is so much, thank everybody!!

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萝北县13931882113： 请地道地翻译成中文,谢谢了!我的英语不太好,所以还请你见谅.我只能用简单的英文表达我要说的话,给您带来的麻烦还请您原谅! - ？
贠栏臣功：[答案] 一级那个的就别用了,三级那个的Excuse me不要,taking改成bringing还可用,其实你大可不必这么说,他们都完全不介意的,那位专家你记住就行了,下次问问他用的什么机器翻译的,真是的.

萝北县13931882113： 帮忙写一个简短的英文E - mail?我的外语不好, 所以麻烦把这段话翻译一下,非常感谢!顺便把信件格式也写一下.呵呵``````` 大致内容: 你好! 认识你很开... - ？
贠栏臣功：[答案] e-mial不用像写书信那么正式,如果你是写信给你旅游时遇到的外国朋友,大概可以这么写 Dear XX(名字):How are you... so it is a little late for me to reply your e-mail.认识你非常高兴.非常抱歉我的英语不是很好,所以回信晚了点.) I come from An...

萝北县13931882113： 本人英语特差,现在想好好补,可不知道杂学,各位帮帮忙!？
贠栏臣功： 天天坚持上早自习 先保证词汇量 再就是多训练训练听力和阅读

萝北县13931882113： 英语翻译1您好请问几位?2.请问您要点餐吗?3.如果你要点餐的话,请你在菜单上指一下,方便我记下来,因为我的英语不是很好?4.麻烦看一下只是你点的... - ？
贠栏臣功：[答案] 1 Hello,I would like to ask a few?2.I would like to ask you your meal points?3.If you are the main points of the meal,please refer to the menu you like,I can not remember them easily,because my English is not good?4.Just look at trouble spots you food?5....

萝北县13931882113： 想去留学,本人英语不是很好,有没有对英语要求不高、学校也还行的学校??麻烦各位推荐下.？
贠栏臣功： 英语不太好的话,就选择小语种的学校呗.现在就业的话英语人才市场也已经达到了饱和,小语种会更加有竞争力.学校的话个人还是建议可以选择欧洲,不仅文化底蕴还是教学质量的整体水平,也都在世界前列.只是学校、国家的选择还是有...

萝北县13931882113： 麻烦帮我翻译一段日文谢谢~~~ - ？
贠栏臣功： 1楼明显用翻译机 我给你手工的吧..私の英语は上手では无いから、ほかの人に日本语の翻訳をおねがいしました.こんなに多くemailを书くのは、ただ一枚の写真がほしいだけです、その写真を昆明に行ったときの记念物にしたいです.お愿いします、写真を一枚ください.旅行楽しみに!不知道楼主是不是写错了,如果你想吧因为我的英文很不好改为因为我的日文很不好.的话,只需将 英语 改为 日本语 即可 希望有所帮助

萝北县13931882113： 我的英语不是很好,要如何学好英语哩?? - ？
贠栏臣功： 坚持“多说”、“多听”、“多读”、“多写”,那么你的英语成绩肯定会很出色. 一、多“说”. 自己多创造机会与英语教师多讲英语,见了同学,尤其是和好朋友在一起时尽量用英语去问候,谈心情……这时候你需随身携带一个英汉互译...

萝北县13931882113： 我的英语不好,但是想考研究生,怎么样才可以提高英语,达到考试要求啊?麻烦大家给点建议啊!谢谢了! - ？
贠栏臣功： 我的建议非常简单,秉着一句话:你现在所想的,就在创造你的未来.我英语也很不好,我是艺术生,但今年也考了.所以定准目标,开始努力.

萝北县13931882113： 在线等,麻烦谁帮我翻译下: 因为我英文差,没能很好的沟通,所以没正确的表达我意思. - ？
贠栏臣功： Because of my poor English, I didn't communicate very well, and didn't express my opinion correctly.

萝北县13931882113： why should we do exercise(锻炼)? 的英语作文?各位好!本人是高一在校生,因英语确实不好,而老师又一直在逼,所以只有在网上来麻烦麻烦大家了,... - ？
贠栏臣功：[答案] Exercise is any bodily activity that enhances or maintains physical fitness and overall health and wellness. So, how does exercise actually helped us? well, the question is answered by NHRC(National H...