6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译有哪些？

求英语搞笑话剧剧本。（6人，带翻译更高。）~

六人的英语搞笑话剧：《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）：
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.
Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time?
很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客，他被派去杀清王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么吗？
Action I（第一幕）
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? （镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的男人）
（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状）Thank you mirror! （面对观众）
I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.
But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
（我是丹王子，魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人。但是嬴政是个嫉妒心很强的人，我觉得如果镜子告诉他真相，他会杀了我的。那我该怎么办？我的部长在哪里？）
阿三（毕恭毕敬） : Honey, I am coming.（殿下，我来了）
太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan."
（我一再告诉你，你应该叫我：“我最美丽、最优雅、最英俊、最迷人、最可爱、最聪明、最亲爱的丹王子。）
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.（作杀状）
（好的，殿下。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个人去杀了嬴政）
太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
（经过筛选，我手头上有两个有前途的人。一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们将为世界头号杀手PK。）
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
（好吧，尽快给我看看赢家，好吗？）
阿三：Yes.（好的。）
Action II（第二幕）（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲：Are you Li mochou?（你是李莫愁？）
李莫愁：Yes.（是的。）
荆轲：OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.
（好啊。我是荆轲，你知道，我会让你知道我是杀手世界之王。）
李莫愁：Are you challenging me?（你在挑战我吗？）
荆轲：Off course!（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁：Come on!
音乐起，两人冲上前来，“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”
李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑。
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt?
（发生了什么？为什么你不会受伤？）
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么，需要么?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
（妈妈总是说：“人生就像一盒巧克力，莫愁。你永远不知道你会得到什么。“我知道了，妈妈是对的。）
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you？”
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.
（生存还是毁灭，这是个问题。）
阿三：Hero,we need your help.（好汉，我们需要你的帮助。）
荆柯：I am busy now!（我忙着呢！）
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.（你可以得到很多钱。）
荆柯：I am very busy now!（我现在非常的忙。）
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!（我真的真的非常忙。）
阿三（手指上场的美女,激动状）: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.（你看，那是世界上最美丽的女子，如果你答应了，她就是你的了。）
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
（我不得不说她是个性感又美丽的女人，但TCM才是我唯一的爱人。）
阿三：What? What's the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.（小子，看你挺聪明却不知道TCM。让我来告诉你吧。）
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
（我必须给你看王牌。女士们先生们，这是利普顿减肥茶。是联合利华中国的一个全新产品。）
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.
（减肥茶！我已经梦想了几千次了。我妻子总是威胁说如果我不能减肥就离开我。）
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
（你想要什么？如果你愿意，就大声说！你为什么保持沉默？你为什么看着我？虽然你的眼睛充满了诚意，但我很高兴，你还是得大声说。拿着它！你真的喜欢吗？真的？）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
（告诉我该怎么办？我愿意为你做任何事。）
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）：Yeah!
全剧终

拍英语话剧的注意事项
1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。
2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。
3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。
4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。
5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。
6、然后就是后期制作，这一点尤为重要，主要分为四部分，一、片头和片尾的制作，二、视频的剪辑，三、片头和片尾音乐的挑选，四、字幕的制作。

*小狮子找食物
（I Am Hungry）
角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。

Act 1
雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.
雄狮：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小狮：But, I don’t know how.
雄狮：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!
雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）
Go and do it now.
小狮：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小声地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）
小狮：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（还红萝卜给小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开）

Act 3
三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”）
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old.
小狮：Hi, bears! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小熊们：Do you want some porridge?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）
小狮：Thank you.
小熊们：Porridge is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! It’s too hot.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, bears.
（将粥还给小熊）
小熊：You are welcome.
（小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开）

Act 4
小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）
小狮：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（将花生还给小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）

Act 5
（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
（苹果掉地上）
小狮：What is it?

Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）
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《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考：
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

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