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搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑
5
人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表:
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具:牛奶两袋,纸屑若干。
第一幕:决战乡村陌路
旁白:
A
quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A
man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监:
The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I
’
m
打酱
油的!
Y
与
X
相遇.
X
:
Ohm, I’m
sorry to knock you!
Y:
Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X:
Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y:
ha
ha,
I
won’t
change
my
name!
No
matter
what
happens.
I’m
the
most
famous
——
-Y
eGucheng
(登登登登!
!
!
)
. Who are you?
X:
I’m
ximenchuixue.
Y(
惊讶
): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:
Y
es, what is wrong?
Y:
I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X:
Great, you know me!
Y(
抱腿
)
:
Please, please
……
Don
’
t kill me! Let me go!
X:
No, I must kill you!
Y:
I
don’t
want to be killed. Let me go!
X:
No way! Y
ou know?
Y(
突然站起冷冷的说
)
:
Don
’
t force me!
X:
Pardon!
(Y
拿出一袋牛奶
)
X(
抢过牛奶
):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y:
Please drink it!
X(
喝完牛奶
):Thanks, ha-ha
Y:
Do you still want to kill me?
X:
Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(
恼怒
+
冷酷
):V
ery good! V
ery good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:
I’m
sure I
won’t!
Y:
I must give you a lesson! If I
don’t
beat you this time, I
’ll
never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(
捂着肚子,蹲下
)
:
Ouch, Ouch!
Y(
大笑
)
:
Ha Ha
……
X(
可怜状
): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The
“WC”?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(
掏出纸屑吹
):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua
—
man
—
-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in
“WC” now,
ha……
H(
惊讶
):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: Y
ou are right!
H: Teriffic! Y
ou are the one I
’
m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes,
It’s
very good.
H: Ok, follow me;
let’s
go!
Y: Ok,
Let’s go!
(To be continued
…
)
老鼠嫁女儿
角色(character):鼠爸爸(f)、太阳(sun)、云(cloud)、风(wind)、墙(wall)
Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. (很久很久以前,有一个老鼠爸爸)
He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. (他想要将他的女儿嫁给世界上最伟大的人)
But, who was the greatest person in the world? (但是,谁是世界上最伟大的人呢?)
Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. (啊!是太阳!他一定是世界上最伟大的人) The mouse father went to talk to the sun. (老鼠爸爸就去找太阳说话)
f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. (哈啰!太阳先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女儿吗?)
sun-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. (什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的应该是云) If he comes out, I’ll be covered.” (只要他一出现,我就被遮住了)
The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.(老鼠爸爸就去找云)
f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. (哈啰!云先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女儿吗?) cloud------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. (什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的应该是风) If he comes out, I’ll be blown away.” (只要他一出现,我就被吹的远远的)
The mouse father went to talk to the wind. (老鼠爸爸就去找风)
f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.(哈啰!风先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女儿吗?)
wind-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. (什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的应该是墙) If he comes out, I’ll be stopped.” (只要他一出现,我就被挡住了)
The mouse father went to talk to the wall. (老鼠爸爸就去找墙)
f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. (哈啰!墙先生,我知道你是世界上最伟大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女儿吗?)
wall------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” (什么?我才不是世界上最伟大的人呢!最伟大的其实是你们!是老鼠!)
f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse?” (世界上最伟大的人…是老鼠?)
wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I’ll be bit!” (没错!世界上最伟大的就老鼠.明白吗?如果老鼠来了,我就会被穿过)
要是这个你不喜欢的话还有这个http://wenku.baidu.com/link?url=zJ2JJsyQ5gUlB7N69jnFmGC5SgQ8gVdKWgmtp4_PX7cGFSixqoydwKX90hj-PRvHTn2cAm62dOT7V00pKS4WQF7PzxkuKWvJ_wQVlIx5tym
和这个http://www.show160.com/xiaopin/13635.htm
好像就这个了...不过当初我们演的是阿拉丁神话
英语原版的吗?....
http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/95098247.html
看看这个吧....如果不行的话...好像就没了...你可以去找英语原著找
http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/14123499.html
好像就这个了...不过当初我们演的是阿拉丁神话
英语原版的吗?....
看看这个吧....如果不行的话..好像就没了...你可以去找英语原著找
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