麻烦大神们用英语翻译翻译，谢谢了 在一个漆黑的白天。 有一位年轻的老头， 拿着一把锋利的钝刀，

在一个漆黑的白天 有一个年轻的老头 那是什么歌曲~

您好！这首歌就是--
《老头剁死人》
--偷井盖 雪村
在一个漆黑的白天
有一个年轻的老头
拿着一把上了锈的菜刀
剁死了一个喘着气的死人
当场被一个瞎子看见了
瞎子传给了聋子
聋子传给了瘫子
瘫子飞快地跑到了公安局
看见了一个穿着囚服的警察
警察拿了一个不带把的手枪
开着一辆没有轱辘的汽车
赶到现场
只见瞎子在那交待案发过程
哑巴在那里疏导交通
瘫子飞快的在人群中飞窜
只见警察拿出没有锁的手铐
经过殊死搏斗
不费吹灰之力的铐住了那个喘着气的死人
这时，只见哑巴愤怒的跟警察说
我说叔叔，你了拷的是谁的手啊！
警察迅速从没有轱辘的汽车里
拿出了没有信号的手机
给聋子打了一个没有主题的电话
问：你怎么不接我电话呢？
聋子说：忽悠，你小子又跟我忽悠，要不是我耳朵好使，
差点又让你给忽悠了！

One dark daylight,
A young oldman,
Holding a rusted chopping knife.
killed a breathing death man
The blind saw the event
The blind told the deaf
The deaf told the paralytic
The paralytic quickly rush to Police Station
He saw a policeman with the prisoner uniform
The policeman is holding a gun without the handle
Driving a police car without the wheels
Rushing to the scene,
The blind is briefing the event
The dumb is diverting the traffic
The paralytic is running around in the crowd
The policeman took out a handcuff that without a lock
After a serious hard fight
Without any effort, handcuffed the breathing death man.
At that moment, the dumb ask the policeman angrily
Hey! uncle, who's hand you think you have hancuffed?
The policeman quickly took out a handphone that without the signal
from the police car that without the wheels.
Without a motive, he called the deaf
He ask: "Why don't you pick up my call?"
The deaf said: "Fool, you brat is going to fool me,if it were not I have a good ear,
almost letting you fooled me again."

In a dark day. A young man, take a sharp blunt knife, chop dead a panting dead. The spot was a sight to the blind, blind to the deaf, deaf to the paralytic. He quickly went to the Bureau of public security. See a wearing prison clothes pol.ice, pol.ice take without the pistol, open a car without wheels, came to the crime scene. I saw that in order to ease the blind man, traffic in the process of the crime, the dumb confession. I saw pol.ice with no lock handcuffs, after a desperate struggle, as easy as blowing off dust, handcuffed the breath of the dead. When I saw the mute angry said to pol.ice: I said your uncle who is handcuffed this hand? Pol.ice quickly from the car without wheels, with no mobile phone signal. Deaf to hit a phone without a voice asked: why don't you answer my phone? The deaf said: flicker! Your kid again to me flicker! But it's not my ears that I could make you fool.!!!

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