二年级英语幽默笑话小故事

~ hereis a bad wolf in the forest. One day he is eating a lamb. Suddenly a bonesticks in his throat. “Oh, a bone is my throat.” He goes to see adoctor, “Please help me.” The doctor, Mr. Panda says, “Sorry, I can’t help you.The bone is inside.” “Whatcan I do?” the wolf is sad. Then he meets a crane. “Oh, dear crane. Please helpme. A bone is in my throat. I will pay for your help.” “Ok. Let me have a try,” the crane says. Shepulls out the bone with her bill. “Now I will go. Remember your words. Youshould pay me,” she says. “Well. Pay you. I remember,” the wolf says. Withthe words, the wolf bites off the crane’s neck and eats her up. 森林里有一只很坏的狼。一天，他正在吃一只羊羔. 突然一根骨头卡在他的喉咙里了。 “哎呀，一根骨头卡在我的喉咙里了。”他赶忙去看医生， “请帮帮我吧。”医生熊猫先生说：“很抱歉，我帮不了你。骨头卡在里面。” “我该怎么办啊？”狼伤心。后来他遇到一只鹤。“亲爱的鹤小姐，请救救我吧，一根头卡在我的喉咙里了。我会给你报酬的。” “好吧。我试试看。”鹤小姐说。她用她的长嘴把骨头拉了出来。“现在我要走了。记住你的话，你该给我报酬的。” “好的，给你报酬。”狼突然说，突然咬住鹤的长脖子，把她吃了。 TheOx and the Dog An ox and adog workfor the same farmer. One day the doghappily says: “How greatI am! In the daytime, I watch out for the farm at night,I look after the house. But you…” “Me? How about me ?” the ox says “You can only work in the field ,” the dog slightlysays. “Yes. It’s true,” the ox says. “But if I don’t work inthe field , what do you look after?” 故事22 牛和狗 一头牛和一只狗同时为一个农夫工作。 一天， 狗骄傲地说着；‘我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧场看护家群，晚上我看家。而你呢…..?” “ 我？我怎么啦？“ 牛反问。 “你只会犁地或是拉扯。”狗不懈地说。 “是的。你说得没有错，”牛回答道。“但是如果没有我犁地，你看护什么呢？ 　　the dog and the shadow 狗和它的影子 a dog, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. he therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other dog, to get his larger piece from him. he thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away. 一条狗嘴里叼块肉,来到一座桥上.它看见水里有自己的影子, 以为是另一条嘴里也叼着一块比自己那块肉大一倍的狗.它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉,猛力地攻击水里的狗.试图去抢它的肉.结果,它两块肉都得不到. 因为那只是一个影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水冲走了.

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