英语短剧剧本两个人

经典英语话剧剧本两人的~

英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.

唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.

悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。

Darling, here I am.

站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。

Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.

猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。

Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.

From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html

场景1：
S:Morning mom.
M: morning dear.
M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?
S:ok.
M:Did you finish your homework dear?
S:yes
M:Did you brush your teeth?
S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I go down.
M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?
S:nothing...
M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?
S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.
M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings
all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.
S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.
M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must have
family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.
S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!

(S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话）


场景2：
F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?
S:I'm free this morning.
F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,
your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".
S:(对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and
what should I do.I'm not a baby!
F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.
S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me?
F:What?
S:Nothing...

(S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.)



场景3：
M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.
F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem.
M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.
F:Phone waste too much time!
S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me....


翻译：场景1 ：
问：早上妈妈。
男：今天上午亲爱的。
男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？
问：确定。
男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？
问：是
男：你刷牙？
问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。
男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？
问：什么...
男：来这里。让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？
S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。
男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings
所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。
问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。
男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝...现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有
家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。
问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！

（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话）


场景2 ：
传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？
问：我今天上午免费。
传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究，
您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。
问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和
我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿！
传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。
问：噢... ...再次你为什么要困惑我吗？
传真：什么？
问：什么...

（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由...没关系，回头见。 ）



场景3 ：
男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。
传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。
男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。
传真：电话浪费太多时间！
问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我....
参考资料：翻译可能有点问题，楼主怎么的也得给个辛苦分吧.....

英语短剧： The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑）
旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening.
兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing?
乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking.
兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now.
乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I’m sure I can win. I could be the winner.
兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run.
乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match.
兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first.
乌龟：OK !
兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me.
旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river.
猴子: Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare’s. That is to say you would fail the race.
乌龟: Don’t worry. I will try my best. I believe myself.
小鸡: Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner,
乌龟: You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race .
猴子: Ready? Go!
旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree.
兔子: Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest.
旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy.
乌龟: How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree.
兔子: Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time.
旁白: Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree.
猴子和小鸡: Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner!
兔子: Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him.
Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?

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