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某进口名车专卖店门前，小沈阳停下摩托车，男销售迎出。
In front of a car shop, XiaoShenyang(此处尊中国特色，直接为“小沈阳”) stopped his motorcycle, and then a male saleperson got out.

A：对不起大哥，我们这里是进口名车专卖店，门口不能停放摩托车。
A: sorry sir, here we sell imported fancy cars, please do not park here.

B：不是，小伙子，我是来买车的，你看我不像么？
B: well, fellow, im here to buy those cars. don't i look like a car buyer?

A：不太像！
A: Not really!

B：兄弟，我今天买车很重要，你可得招待好了。我下星期要结婚，可我女朋友非要我在你们进口名车专卖店给她买辆汽车，要不然就不结婚。她一会儿就来，我赶在她前面先来问问行情。你们这儿随随便便一辆名车得卖多少钱？
B: Well, buddy, it's important for me today to buy a car, so please be serious. i am getting married next week, while my gf tells that i have to get her a car here, or the wedding will not go on. she will be here later, and im here now to get familiar with the market. so, what a really fancy car cost here?

A：一两百万吧？
A: over a million, or two.

B：一……两百万哪？咋那么贵呢？啥材料做的？
B: million? two million? how could be that dear? what do they make from?!

A：不是材料问题，是品牌值钱，我们卖的都是豪华名车，啥名车都有。
A: not about what they make from, but the BRAND costs! we sell really fancy cars here, really luxury ones, whatever brands you want.

B：兄弟这样，我给你一百块钱。
B: well, buddy, this is a hundred yuan for you.

A：啥意思，你要买啥？
A: what's up? what do you want?

B：一百块钱能买啥？这是给你的小费。我都说是来买名车的人了，还给不起你小费？
B: what's a hundred yuan for!? this is my tip for you. i am here to buy a so dear car, a tip is exactly normal.

A：哎呀大哥，你真敞亮，你太帅了！
A: oh, dude, you are good! (美剧经常有吧，兄弟，你着实不错啊 的意思)

B：还帅呢，我跟你讲，这100块钱不是白给，等下我女朋友来了，你得帮着配合点儿。
B: don't be that happy. i am GOOD for a reason. you know, i need you to be cooperative when my gf is here later.

A：咋配合啊？
A: how?

B：其实我的意思，买车不在乎贵贱，总不是一开？代个步而已。大哥我不差钱，也就是觉得买名车太浪费。所以待会儿我女朋友来了，我想你既不能把那些名贵车推荐给我，你又还得给我面子，别让女朋友觉得我没钱。明白我意思没？
B: in fact, i don't really want a fancy luxury car. anyway, it is just for travelling. but you know, i am rick, i have the money that i do not want to spend on so expensive cars. so, when my gf is here, i want you not to recommend expensive luxury cars. but in the meantime, you also have to help me save my face with my gf. i don't want her feel im poor. got it?

A：……

B：比方说，我要是找你买比较贵的车……
B: so, what if i ask for a expensive car?

A：那我就说没有呗！
A: i will say none in store!

B：哎呀小伙子，你太厉害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友来了，看见没？就门口穿红衣服那位。
B: wow, buddy, you are good, very good! well, my gf is here now. see? the one in red there.

A：放心吧，保证二位满意！
A: OK, All on me!

片刻过后~
A moment later~

C：哇，亲爱的，这里都是奔驰宝马，都是名车啊！
C: oh, darling, here are Mercedes-Benz and BMW, all fancy cars!

B：哎哎，销售员快过来！
B: hey hey, where is the saleman!

A：女士、先生，两位好，请问你们要买什么车？
A: good afternoon/morning/evening, what can i do for you?

B：两百多万的奔驰，有吗！
B: i want a Mercedes-Benz, at the price of two million!

A：对不起，没有！
A: sorry, none in store now!

B：那一百万左右的宝马给我来一辆！
B: then BMW, at the price around a million!

A：对不起，没那么贵的！
A: sorry, we do not have such fancy cars here!

B：有什么价位的？
B: so what do you have exactly?!

A：有四、五十万的。
A: about half million.

B：四……五十万的……有……有吗？
B: you have half...a...million...?

A：有还是没有啊？
A: really?

B：这是你的店，那得问你啊。大哥我这儿不差钱，你得明白着点儿！
B: you are the seller! i have the money, you should know this!

A：噢，那没有！
A: er, then we do not really have those cars!

B：我说小伙子，你们这是啥名车专卖店呐，要啥啥没有。我四十好几的人了，找个女朋友能容易吗？我们现在着急买车结婚，你说买辆什么车好呢？
B: well, buddy, are you really a fancy car shop? im over forth somehow, do you think it's easy for me to get a girl? we are now in hurry for a car, so what do you recommend?

C：亲爱的，你问问他们这儿有没有奥迪车卖。
C: darling, what do you think about Audi?

B：有也别买，奥迪是奥拓它哥，能好到哪去？
B: not that! audi is like alto, how could that be good?!

C：要不，咱不买进口名车了，先买辆国产车开着吧。
C: otherwise, we do not buy foreign brands, what about made-in-china?

B：买国产的？也行，先开着，以后再换。来，小伙子，我们买辆奇瑞QQ！
B: made in china? that's ok. after all we can change another one years later. so, buddy, we want a chery qq!

A：没有！
A: None!

B：这个……可以有！
B: THIS can be ok!

A：这个……真没有！
A: THIS really none.

B：这样，我给你带来了，这是奇瑞专卖店的电话，你打电话调货过来。
B: ok, here you are, this is the phone number of the chery store, you can phone them to get one here.

A：妈呀，没这么做过呀！
A: oh god, this never happend before!

B：那是我没来，我要早来了，你们早这么做了。
B: that's because i never came before~

A：这大哥，真太抠了！
A: what a dude, so mean!

B：小伙子你看，今天我们也是带着十二分诚意来你们进口名车专卖店的，等会儿我们就要提车了，你不得搭配送个礼包啥的？
B: you see, buddy. we come here with exact faith in your store, so don't you think a gift bag would be more appropriate?

A：送太阳膜、地胶、真皮、脚垫对啵？哎呀我说大哥，你也太抠门儿了，合着你在我们店一辆车都没买，我们店里还倒贴进去几千块钱呐！
A: solar film? rubber? leather? foot pad? well, dude, you cann't be that mean! how can we pay another thousand yuan when you spend nothing here?

B：我说小伙子，不是我们一辆车没买，是我们要买奔驰宝马你都没有。
B: well i say, buddy, it's not our fault not to spend a penny here, but you do not have the M-BENZ or BMW for us.

A：我有没有你心里还没数吗？
A: you know exactly what's the truth!

B：我有啥数？不是你说都没有吗？
B: what truth? wasn't that you said you had none of those?!

A：别说话了，一会要弄出个有来咋整啊?
A: seal up! what if there IS ONE later?

B：到底有没有你说清楚，大哥我这儿是差钱还是咋地？
B: be sure please, yes or none! you think im poor? no money for that?

A：我知道大哥你不差钱，我的意思，你好容易攒钱买辆车，不能太在乎钱，钱花完了还可以再挣。你看我虽然是个销售员，但我总结，买车吧可得慎重，有时候一想跟吃饭一样一样的。大酒店一吃虽然贵点儿，但环境优雅心里踏实，嚎！烧烤摊儿一吃虽然便宜，但搞不好坏肚拉稀，嚎！开车时候最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？开车最担心的是开着开着，刹车没了！
A: ok, i know you have the money. i think, you can't balk at money when you need and decide to get a car. money can be earnt after all. you see, even though i am just a saleperson, i think, buying a car, should be cautious, like eating a dinner. it's right that a grand hotel will be expensive, but it's secure and graceful to have dinner there; hawl! a booth or vender can be much cheaper, but it's also easy to get sick. Hawl! do you know what's the most annoying when driving? LOSING THE BRAKE!

B：拉倒吧，开车时候最最担心的事情你知道是什么吗？最最担心开着开着，没钱加油了！
B: no way! what is the most annoying thing when driving? NO MONEY FOR GAS!

The game will soon start.
The rabbit wishes:, my ear so long, would difficult way still hear the password of mistake?Tortoise, you wait for, this time I win you certainly.
" the destination is a summit of hill, each everyone" —— thief judge monkey the Sir makes in the hair with the bright voice in his voice ," prepare, bang —— "
The gun voice is on ringing, the rabbit resembles then the arrows sort washed out, unfortunate of is, he bump to still say in a big tree lastly, mouth:" how have two trees?" however the top of head takes a few and brilliant and starry rabbit to returned the absolute being immediately to, three steps combine to make two step, continue to go forward.
The tortoise still stays around the point of departure at this time motionless, his 奸 smiled several voices:" !Rabbit rabbit, poor soul, look this time you lost again." say over, the tortoise cut a taxi, combining to set out to destination.
The rabbit runs run, run run, run of is a big sweat to pour the , have a taxi at this time from the rabbit nearby the " brush" opens once, at the same time, still gloat over the disaster of others in the tortoise in the car the ground said voice:" encourage, then see!"
When rabbit run the terminal point quickly, heard however to spread a burst of war whoop in the terminal point, the tortoise won again.
The rabbit do not solve to this captivation, you know that tortoise why would win?

ゲ?ムはやがて始まる。ウサギは: 望む, 私の耳はまだ そう?く, 困?な方法mistake?Tortoise すなわちあなたのパス ワ?ドを待っている, 私があなたに?かに?つ今回?く。" 行先 ある?上の丘, 各皆" . ?. ?盗人裁判官猿作るで毛と明るい声 で彼の声, " ??する, ?打. ?. ?" ?声あるで?る, ウサギ ?似しているそして矢??洗?されて, 不?のである, 彼はまだ 大きい木で最后に言うためにぶつかる口は: " いかに持ちなさい 2 本の木をか." ?部の上が少数を取り, ??な, starry ウサギ がへのすぐあるabsolute へ?したどんなに, 2 ステップを作る3 つのステップコンバインは先に行き?ける。カメはまだ静止した この?に攻??始点のまわりにとどまる彼の. @ ?数の声微笑し た: " のウサギすなわち?い精神は, あなたが。" 再度失った今 回を?る?言は, カメ行先へ着手するために?合するタクシ?を 切った。ウサギは近くのウサギからのこの?に?でカメで?かす 操?すなわち操?操?すなわち操?をのである注ぐ大きい汗持っ ているタクシ?を" ブラシ" が同?に一度?ける,他の?害上の静 かなgloat 地上の前述の声: " 励ましなさい, 次に?なさい!" ウサギが末端ポイントをすぐに?かす?, しかし末端ポイントの ?争の叫び声の破烈を?げるために再度?たれるカメ?かれる。 なぜ?つかウサギはこのcaptivation すなわちあなたへ知ってい るそのカメを解?しないか.

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