英语达人进，帮忙把这个笑话翻译成英文（有难度）急需！

麻烦各位英语达人帮忙把这段话翻译成英文：~

那么复杂的英文名字谁记得阿…就叫Curse吧。诅咒的意思。

I have been to your company twice since that.
I am considering whether I am fit for the job

A beautiful girl was asked to answer a question by her biology professor in middle of the class. Which part of your body would expand ten times when you were stimulated?

" I refuse to answer it", she spoke in embarrassment. Her eyes moved away from the boy sitting beside her. Then another student stood up and gave a correct answer which was "pupil".

"Ms Rogers" Professor said to her, " That you just refused to answer the question proves three things that firstly you didn't prepare for the lecture last night, then you were just thinking something about adultery and last one I am afraid that you will be probably dissappointed your marriage life in the future."

A pretty girl was suddenly questioned by her biology professor during a class,"Which part of your body will expand over ten times when you are excited?"

"I...Um...I refuse to answer this..."The girl said hesitately with eys wandering shyly,avoiding her boy classmate sitting near her.Then,another student gave the correct answer,"The pupils!"

"Miss Roggies,"said the professor,"The fact that you refused to answer the question only proved 3 things.First,you didn't review your lesson last night;second,your mind is a mess of wrong ideas;and last,"he stopped for seconds,"afraid your future marriage might probably fail you big time."

P.S.这个笑话我没看懂的说~

Beautiful female students in class was suddenly called up a professor of biological answer: who, when agitated or excited, which parts of your body would grow ten-fold?

   "I ... ... I refuse to answer this question?" Girls and stammer a little bit of that shy away eyes followed隔座male students, then called up another student made the correct answer: "pupil."

   "Miss Luo Jisi," Professor said: "You have refused to answer to prove three things: First, do not preview your homework last night; the second, you are full of evil thoughts; last ... ..." Professor顿了顿: " ... ... Third, I am afraid that the marriage is the future, you will be disappointed. "

The beautiful female student class a biology professor was suddenly get up answer: person in excitement or excitement, which part of your body will be ten times the expansion?

"I... I refuse to answer this question?" The girl said stammer, eyes follow shy to avoid the every male classmate, then another classmate was called up to the correct answer: "the pupil."

"Young lady," Rogers said: "you just professor proved refused to answer three things: first, your homework last night didn't prepare; second, do you mind slanting idea; finally..." Professor a beat: "... the third, when the future lead marital life, you will be disappointed."

Beautiful female students in class was suddenly cried biology professor answered: who, when agitated or excited, the body parts of you which will expand ten-fold?

   "I ... ... I refuse to answer that question?" The girl stuttered to say that the eyes follow Gezuo shy away from male students, then called up another student made a correct answer: "pupil."

   "Miss Luo Jisi," the professor said: "You just refuse to answer to prove three things: First, you do not prep homework last night; second, the idea of your head is full of distortion; and finally ... ..." Professor paused: " ... ... Third, I am afraid that the marriage in the future, you will be disappointed. "

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