急求两人英语对话，两至三分钟

急求一篇英语幽默的两人对话，大约2到3分钟！！~

Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

　　《暮光之城》暮色，贝拉知道爱德华的身份后，两人在森林里的一段对话

　　Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun.
　　Edward Cullen："Say it out loud. Say it. "
　　Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. "
　　贝拉：我知道你是什么了。你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。爱德华：“大声的说出来。说出！”
　　伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。”
　　Bella: How old are you?
　　Edward: Seventeen.
　　Bella: How long have you been seventeen?
　　Edward: A while.
　　贝拉：你几岁？
　　爱德华：17岁。
　　贝拉：你17岁多久了？
　　爱德华：有一阵子了。
　　Edward: Bella, you are my life now.
　　爱德华：贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。
　　Bella: I dream about being with you forever.
　　Edward: Forever?
　　Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me?
　　贝拉：我梦想永远和你在一起
　　爱德华：永远？
　　爱德华：和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗？
　　Bella: If this ends badly being that I become the meal.
　　贝拉：最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。
　　Edward Cullen："I don't have the strenghth to stay away from you anymore."
　　爱德华：“我再也没有离开你的力气了。”
　　Edward:I'm the world's most dangerous predator.Everything about me invites you in...My voice,my face...even my smell.
　　And if I would need any of that.
　　As if you could out run me!
　　As if you could fight me off!
　　爱德华：我是这个世界上最危险的侵略者。
　　我的一切都让你着迷...我的声音，我的相貌...甚至我的气息。就好像我需要那些似的。
　　就好像你能逃离我似的！
　　就好像你能摆脱我似的！

罗马假日(可爱的安妮公主在访问罗马期间，厌烦繁琐的皇家生活。她在床上发泄不满，而伯爵夫人毫不体谅地向她汇明天的工作议程。)ANN:(brusngherhair)Ihatetsnightgown.Ihateallmynightgowns.AndIhateallmyunderweartoo.安妮:(梳着头发)我讨厌这件睡袍。我讨厌所有的睡袍。我同样讨厌我的内衣。COUNTESS:Mydear,youhavelovelytngs.伯爵夫人：亲爱的，你有很多可爱的东西。ANN:ButI'mnottwohundredyearsold!(Droppingdownonthebed)Whycan'tIsleepinpyjamas?安妮:但我可没有两百岁大！（倒在床上）为什么我不能穿着松睡衣睡觉？COUNTESS:(lookingupasshefoldsthesheetsintoplace)Pyjamas!伯爵夫人：（折叠着床单抬起头）松睡衣！ANN:(Just)thetophalf.Didyoutherearepeoplewhosleepwithabsolutelynotngonatall?安妮:仅露出上头。你知道有些人裸体而睡吗？COUNTESS:(openingthewindow)IrejoicetothatIdidnot.伯爵夫人：（打开窗子）我很庆幸地说,我不知道。ANN:(lyingagainsttheheadboard,smilingasshehearsdistantmusiccominginthroughthewindow)Listen.安妮:（靠着床头板躺着，微笑地听着从窗外传来的音乐）听。COUNTESS:Oh,andyourslippers.Pleaseputonyourslippersandcomeawayatthewindow.Yourmilkandcrackers.伯爵夫人：嗨，你的拖鞋。快穿上拖鞋，离开窗户。你的牛奶和饼干在这里。ANN:(takingthetray;astheCountesshelpsherpullthecoversoverher)Everytngwedoissowholesome【有营养的】.安妮:（拿着托盘，伯爵夫人为她取开盖子）我们所有的一切都是有益健康的。COUNTESS:They'llhelpyoutosleep.伯爵夫人：它们有助睡眠。顺便一提 几天前帮我指导的ABC天丅口语的外教说过，就是想征服英语是轻松的~必然有个恰当的研习情境和进修口语对象 最关键就是外教水平 发音纯正才是最好 坚持每日口语交流 一对一家教式教学就有非常.好.的学习成效..课程结束后仍要复习听取课程录音音频，把所学知识融会贯通 实在是真的无口语交谈的人的环境，最好能上可可或BBC获得课余学习材料研习 多说、多练、多问、多听、多读，迅速的语感会进步许多，学习成效是绝对最佳的~ANN:(stubbornly)I'mtootiredtosleep--can'tsleepawink【瞬间】.安妮:（倔强地）我累得反而一点都睡不着。COUNTESS:Nowmydear,ifyoudon'tmindtomorrow'sschedule--orschedulewcheveryouprefer--botharecorrect.Eighttrty,breakfastherewiththeEmbassystaff;nineo'clock,weleaveforthePolinoryAutomotiveWorkswhereyou'llbepresentedwithasmallcar.伯爵夫人：哦，亲爱的，你喜欢明天的日程安排么，或者说你喜欢哪个—两个都不错。八点半，和使馆人员共进早餐；九点，参观波利若里汽车工厂，你将获赠一部小汽车。ANN:(disinterested;absentlyplayingwithanapkin)Thankyou.安妮:（心不在焉地玩着餐巾）谢谢。COUNTESS:Wchyouwillnotaccept?伯爵夫人:你会拒绝哪一个？ANN:No,thankyou.安妮:不，谢谢。COUNTESS:Tentrty-five,inspectionofFoodandAgriculturalOrganizationwillpresentyouwithanolive【橄榄】tree.伯爵夫人:十点三十五，视察农产品组织，你会被赠上一棵橄榄树。ANN:No,thankyou.安妮:不，谢谢。COUNTESS:Wchyou(will)accept?伯爵夫人:你答应吗？ANN:Thankyou.安妮:谢谢。COUNTESS:Tenfifty-five,theNewfoundlingHomeForOrphans.Youwillpresideoverthelayingofthecornerstone;samespeechaslastMonday.伯爵夫人:十点五十五，到新建孤儿院。你将主持奠基典礼，和上次一样的演讲。ANN:Traderelations?安妮:贸易关系？COUNTESS:Yes.伯爵夫人:对。ANN:(chewingacracker)Fortheorphans?安妮:（吃着一块饼干）为孤儿的那次？COUNTESS:No,no,theotherone.伯爵夫人:不，另一次。ANN:"Youthandprogress".安妮:“青少年与发展”。COUNTESS:Precisely.Elevenforty-five,backheretorest.No,that'swrong...elevenforty-five,conferenceherewiththepress.伯爵夫人:很对，十一点四十五，回到这里休息。哦，搞错了，十一点四十五在这里举行记者招待会。ANN:"Sweetnessanddecency".安妮:“甜美与高雅”。COUNTESS:Oneo'clocksharp,lunchwiththeForeignMinistry.Youwillwearyourwtelaceandcarryasmallbousuetofverysmallpinkroses.Three-o-five,presentationofaplasue【匾;铭牌】.Four-ten,reviewspecialguardofPolice.Fourforty-five，backheretochangetoyouruniformtomeettheinternational...伯爵夫人:一点整，和外交大臣共进午餐，你将戴上你的白色项链，捧着一束粉红色的玫瑰。三点五分，授匾。四点十分，检阅特别护卫队。四点四十五，回来换上制服接见国际……ANN:(screamingattheCountess)STOP!!!(Lookingaway,herhaircoveringherface)Pleasestop!stop...!安妮:（对着伯爵夫人尖叫）停下！（移开视网，头发遮脸）请停下来！别说了！COUNTESS:(retrievingthetray)It'salright,dear,itdidn'tspill.伯爵夫人：（收回托盘）做得好，亲爱的，牛奶没有溢出来。额外成就spill除了指液体的“溢出”外，还通常引申为消息的“泄漏、告知”。如：Youmustgetsometnginyourmind,whydon'tspillit.你一定有什么心事，为什么不告诉我？常与它连用的短语有：spillout;spillthebeans一句经典谚语：It'snousecryingoverspiltmilk.不要对着打翻了的牛奶哭泣（后悔是没有用的）。ANN:Idon'tcareifit'sspilledornot.Idon'tcareifI'mdrowninit(throwsherheadintothepillow)!安妮:我不管溢不溢出来。我不管会不会溺死于此（她把头钻进被窝里）。COUNTESS:(puttingherhandsonhershoulderstocomforther)Mydear,you'reill.I'llsendforDoctorBonnachoven.伯爵夫人:（把她的头放在肩上安慰她）亲爱的，你生病了，我会叫鲍那乔文医生过来。ANN:(turningover,facingtheoppositeway)Idon'twantDoctorBonnachoven;pleaseletmedieinpeace!安妮:（转过头，背对着她）我不见鲍那乔文医生，让我安静地死去吧！COUNTESS:You'renotdying.伯爵夫人:你不会死的。ANN:(facingtheCountess)Leaveme.安妮:（看着伯爵夫人）别理我。额外成就通常为leavesb.alone意为“走开，别打扰”。如：Don'ttrytointerfereinmyaffairs,pleaseleavemealone.别试图干涉我的事，不要你管。（超级口语佳句）COUNTESS:It'snerves，controlyourself,Ann.伯爵夫人:你一定是神经出了问题，镇静点，安妮。ANN:(throwingherselfonthepillow,beatingitwithherfist)Idon'twantto!安妮:（倒在枕头上，拳头乱捶）我不要。COUNTESS:(standingupstraight,speakingwithauthority)Yourghness.I'llgetDoctorBonnachoven.伯爵夫人:（笔直站起，命令地说）公主殿下，我去叫鲍那乔文医生。ANN:(lookingupassheleaves)It'snouse,I'llbedeadbeforehegetshere.安妮:（抬头看着她离去）没有用的，在他来之前，我就会死掉。(安妮公主在逃出使馆后，由于药性发作，睡落街头，恰巧被经过此地的本片男主角Joe，一家晚记者，碰见。)JOE:Hey!hey,hey,...Hey,wakeup!乔：嗨！嗨……醒醒！ANN:Thankyouverymuch,delighted.安妮：谢谢，真高兴。JOE:Wakeup.乔：醒醒。ANN:No,thankyou.Charmed.安妮：不，谢谢。幸会。额外成就charmed为上层社会礼节用语，体现说话人的高贵地位。和一般情况下的pleased意思一样。如：I'mcharmedpleasedtomeetyou.很荣幸见到你。JOE:Charmedtoo.乔：很荣幸。ANN:Youmaysitdown.安妮：赐坐。JOE:Itnkyou'dbettersitup,muchtooyoungtogetpickedupbythepolice.乔：我想你最好坐起来，警察不会把你抓起来的，你太小了。ANN:Police?安妮：警察？JOE:Yep,police.乔：是的，警—察。ANN:Two-fifteenandbackheretochange.Twoforty-five...安妮：噢，点1分回来换装……点分……JOE:You,peoplewhocan'thandlelisuorshouldn'tdrinkit.乔：你知道，没什么酒量的人就不该喝酒。ANN:"IfIweredeadandburiedandIheardyourvoicebeneaththesodmyheartofdustwouldstillrejoice."Doyouthatpoem?安妮：“哪怕我已死去，被安葬，尘土之下的心也会为听到你的声音而欢悦。”你知道这首诗吗？JOE:Huh,whatdoyou?(Sittingdown)You'rewell-read,well-dressed;you'resnoozingawayinapublicstreet.Wouldyoucaretomakeastatement?乔：你知道吗？(坐下来)你有学问，穿戴得体，却睡在大街上，你能否解释一下？ANN:Whattheworldneedsisareturntosweetnessanddecencyinthesoulsofitsyoungmenand...安妮：这世界需要甜美与高雅重新回到年轻一代的灵魂之中……JOE:Yeah,Ier,couldn'tagreewithyoumore,buterm--乔:对，我完全同意，不过……额外成就安妮的语言和穿着充分暗示了她出自上流阶层，这些让男主人角Joe深感诧异就不足为怪了。couldn'tagreewithyouanymore.意思是非常赞同如：Icouldn'tagreewithyouanymoreonthetheproposal.我非常赞同你的提议。(乔听到汽车驶过来的声音，站起来，拍着她的肩膀。)JOE:Getyourselfsomecoffee,you'llbealright.Look,youtakethecab.乔：喝杯咖啡，你就会没事的。看，你的车来了。JOE:Comeon,(takesherupbythearm)climbinthecabandgohome.乔：来，（用肩膀扶起她）我们上车回家。(在记者招待会上，安妮面对着来自世界各个国家和地区的记者，发现乔也在其中。在回答记者问的过程中，安妮意味深长地表达了对乔期望和信任。)MASTEROFCEREMONIES:LadiesandGentlemen:HerRoyalghnesswillnowansweryoursuestions.招待会主持：女士们，先生们，现在你们可以向公主殿下提问。CEFOFCORRESPONDENTS:Ibelieveattheoutset,Yourghness,thatIshouldexpressthepleasureofallofuyourrecoveryfromtherecentillness.记者代表：公主殿下，首先我想代表全体人员对公主近期的康复表达欢欣之情。额外成就经典致词，试着把整句话脱口而出。attheoutset一开始，等于atthebeginning。如：Attheoutsetofscareerhewasfullofoptimismbutnotnow.一开始他对事业充满了信心，但现在不再是这样了。ANN:Thankyou.安妮：谢谢！AMERICANCORRESPONDENT:DoesYourghnessbelievethatFederationwouldbeapossiblesolutiontoEurope'seconomicproblems?美国记者：公主殿下是否认为，联盟化将是解决欧洲经济问题的可行方案？ANN:IaminfavourofanymeasurewchwouldleadtoclosercooperationinEurope.安妮：我赞成一切能够促进欧洲各国之间合作的任何举措。额外成就infavourof赞同如：Itnkallthepeopleatmeetingwillbeinfavourofyouropinion.我想全体到会者都会赞同你的观点。在商务上infavourof意思为“以——为受益人”如：PleaseopenaLetterofCreditinfavourofABCcompanybe-forespping.请在装运前以ABC公司为受益人开立信用证。CORRESPONDENT:Andwhat,intheopinionofYourghness,istheoutlookforFriendspAmongNations?记者：你认为欧洲各国关系发展前景如何？ANN:Ihaveeveryfaitnit--(pausing;turningtolookatJoe)asIhavefaitninrelationsbetweenpeople.安妮：我对此充满信心，（停顿，转过头看向乔）就像我对人们之间的情谊一样。JOE:MayI,speakingformyownpressservice，webelievethatYourghness'sfaithwillnotbeunjustified.额外成就speakfor意思是“代表——说话”,在此可以和inbehalfof互换。如：Don'ttnkyouarespeakingforinbehalfofeveryone.你只能够代表你自己。乔：请允许我，代表我的新闻社，我们相信公主的信心是不会判断失误的。ANN:(lookingatJoe;smilingveryslightlytom)Iamsogladtohearyouit.安妮：（微笑地看着乔）我很高兴听你这么说。CORERESPONDENTS:WchofthecitiesvisiteddidYourghnessenjoythemost?(AnnpausesasshelookJoe.)记者：公主殿下所访问过的中最喜欢的是哪个？(安妮停下来看着乔)ANN:Eacnitsownwaywas...unforgettable.Itwouldbedifficultto--Rome,byallmeans,Rome.Iwillcherish【珍惜】myvisithere,inmemory,aslongasIlive.安妮：每个都有自己的特色……令人难忘。很难说……罗马，无疑是罗马。我会珍惜这里的记忆，直到永远！你自己选择一下吧.

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