4人 六分钟 英语幽默短剧(带中文翻译)
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? "
"Looking for me."
他们忙着呢
一天，电话响了，一个小男孩接起电话。
“我可以和你的爸妈说话吗？”
“他们忙着呢！”
“哦。旁边还有别人吗？”
“有警察。”
“我能和他们说话吗？”
“他们忙着呢！”
“哦，那还有别人吗？”
“还有消防员。”
“我能和他们说话吗？”
“他们忙着呢！”
“哦，那就是说：你爸妈，警察和消防员都在旁边，但是他们都在忙。他们在干嘛呢？”
“他们在找我。”
2 前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
男：大师为什么我家产数亿高大英俊却就是得不到她的心呢？大师递给他一个完成了一半的竹篮男：大师，我明白了你是要告诉我不要半途而废吗？大师：我是让你接着编
（One day, the class is over,student A and B walk together.）
A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.
B: I have no idea no.How about you?
A: I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.
B: En,yes,it is the first spring of the world.
A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.
B: About it let me think.
(Student A and B come acoss C.)
C:Hi!What do you discuss?
A:Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.
C:Where do you plan to go?
A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?
C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.
B: Really?How about the sight of it?
C: Very great!There are so many birds and trees.When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.
B: Really?
C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.
B: How great!Is this Baotu Spring?
C: Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.
A: It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.
C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.
B: En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.
C: It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.
A: It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.
C: Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(惨案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(耻辱),which happened on May Third.
A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.
B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.
A: Ok！
C: May you have a good time!
A: Thank you!What about you ?
C: En,I want to climb Mount Tai.
A: Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!
B: It is so famous for its majesty(雄伟).
A: When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?
C: Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美丽极了).
B: A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.
A: en, health and strength is above all gold.
C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!
A:Take care of yourself!
B:See you!
D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?
B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.
D: Holiday?
A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?
D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.
B: Why? What happened?
D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.
B: That is a pity!
D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.
A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.
D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.
B: May you make it!
A: Where there is a will there’s a way.
D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.
A: See you!
（一天，下课了，学生A和B走在一起。）
A：劳动节快到了，我们假期应该放松一下，你打算怎么办。
B：不知道。你呢？
A：我打算去趵突泉，据说那是个很有意思的地方。
B：是的，这是世界上第一个春天。
A：为什么不和我一起去呢？我相信你会满意的。
B：让我想想。
（学生C走过A和B。）
C：嗨！你在讨论什么？
A：嗨！我们正在讨论劳动节的计划。
C：你打算去哪里？
A：宝图春天，一起去吗？
C：哦！不！清明节我去过那里。
A：真的吗？看到它怎么样？
C：太好了！那里有许多鸟和树，当我去那里时，我被美丽的景色深深地吸引住了。
B：真的吗？
C：是的，环境太好了，无法形容。我的手机里有一些照片，你看看。
B：太好了！这是趵突泉吗？
C：哦，不！它是百正泉，其实还有很多其他的泉，比如麻婆泉、都康泉，它们的作用是(泉水) 是那么的清澈甜美。
A：听起来太好了！这些泉水里有鱼吗？你知道我很喜欢鱼。
C：哦，有很多种不同颜色的鱼，红的，黑的，甚至五颜六色的。我相信你会在美丽的景色中迷失。
B：嗯，这是一顿美餐，我想去那里的愿望越来越强烈了。
C：这只是趵突泉的一部分。
A：据说有很多历史遗迹，比如李清照纪念堂。
C：哦，是的！除了济南大屠杀(惨案) 纪念馆也值得一游。大屠杀是我们的耻辱(耻辱),发生在五月三日。
A：劳动节来参观，意义重大。
B：太好了！我决定去参观那里。
A：好的
C：祝你玩得愉快！
A：谢谢！你呢？
C：嗯，我想爬泰山。
A：泰山？高不可攀的感觉！
B：它以它的威严而闻名(雄伟).
A：你什么时候去？我是说你爬泰山的时候，晚上？
C：当然。我打算去看日出。从山顶上看的景色好极了(美丽极了).
B：很好的追求！听说泰山山顶很冷，你最好穿上足够的衣服。
A：嗯，健康和力量是最重要的。
C：哦，是的！谢谢你的建议。现在我要查一些去泰山的信息。再见！
A:保重！
B：再见！
D：嗨，你在干什么？是学生C吗？
B：哦，他正忙着准备去度假。
D：假期？
A：是的，劳动节，我们打算去趵突泉。你的计划是什么？
D：哦，我不知道。现在我不确定我是否有空。
B：为什么？怎么搞的？
D：你知道，我已经申请了国家体育志愿者，火车可能最近才开始。
B：太遗憾了！
D：是的，我一直想爬泰山。作为一个山东人，不登泰山是很可惜的。
A：没关系。作为一名志愿者进行培训也是有意义的。
D：当然，另一方面，我的梦想也可以在夏天实现，一句话；我相信有一天我能登上泰山的顶峰。
B：祝你成功！
A：有志者事竟成。
D：谢谢，玩得开心，回头见。
A：再见！
英语话剧的注意事项
1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。
2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。
3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。
4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。
5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。
公园记（四人课堂话剧）
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生。（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„
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F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:Get away,get away,dirty man.
A:Sir,sir!!
B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:But....sir....please listen to me.....
B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E:Yes,yes.
C:Ai,men is so silly.
四个人六分钟，英语幽默短句，这个不好弄时间太长。
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