可不可以帮我翻译一下下面的一段话~不要机器的~拜托

谁能帮我翻译一下下面这段话，不要机器翻译，急！急！急！拜托了！悬赏！！！~

St.Paul's Cathedral has the largest crypt of Europe, where many celebrities were interred, such as General Wellington who ever defeated Napoleon. In the crypt, there lies a special tomb inside which the designer of St.Paul's Cathedral, Christopher Wren, was buried. On the wall above his tomb is written, "Lector, si monumentum requiris, circumspice" (if you seek his monument, look around you).

手工翻译！另外，需要说明的是墓碑上的那句话是用拉丁文写的。我在译文中把原话写出来了，楼主可以参考。
那句话的意思就是：如果你在找我的墓碑，请环顾四周（言外之意，这座我设计的大教堂即是我的纪念碑）

これからは何もあなたに言わない！电话を切られてなんて、どんでもない！気にしないほうがいい！！他の人から爱を求めるよりむしろ自分自身のことをもう少し爱してみたほうがいい！！

That night, the weather was not so good, but also the arrival of daddy, it is very difficult to get! Daddy said: "You love to eat peanuts?"
We are all racing to promise: "Love!"
"Who can bring the benefits of peanuts out?"
Sister said: "The beautiful smell of peanuts."
Brother said: "The peanut oil can be produced."
I said: "No matter how people can eat at a cheap price to buy it; all like to eat it. This is the advantage of it."
Daddy said: "The usefulness of course, a lot of peanut; but the same is very valuable. It's pretty small beans, unlike apples, peaches, pomegranates, the fruit hanging in their branches, green bright red color, it is a hope The envy of the occurrence of heart. The only fruit buried in the underground, to wait until maturity before it Rongren dug out. You see a chance to peanut Sesuo long on the ground, it can not be detected immediately have any fruit, you have to wait until it contacts Be aware of. "
We say: "Yes." Mother nodded. Daddy goes on: "So you have to like peanuts, because it is useful, not great, things look good." I said: "In that case, people who do useful and not so great, decent people." Daddy Said: "This is what I hope for you."
Ye Lan before we talk about casual, although all peanut products are not, however, the father, now my heart is in the Indian edition.

这是我花了将近半个小时问我英语老师一起来翻译的

The color of the sky of the that evening is not so good, but daddy also arrival, really very rare!The daddy say:" do you love to eat the peanut?"
We all emulate to promise:" Love!"
" Who can speak the advantage of the peanut?"
The sister say:" The smell of the peanut is very beautiful."
The elder brother say:" The peanut can make the oil."
I say:" Regardless and how the persons can buy it to eat with the low-priced;All like to eat it.This is its advantage."
The daddy say:" The use of the peanut is surely a lot of;But is similar is very valuable.This very small bean is unlike the good-looking apple, peach, pomegranate, hanging their fruit on, the color of the fresh and red light green, the heart that make person is on hoping but taking place to envy.It covers up the fruit in the underground only, wait until mature just permit the person to dig out it.You by chance see a peanut 瑟缩 ground is long on the ground, can't immediately the of 辨 has the fruit, must wait until you get in touch with it then can know."
We all say:" Yes." The mother also nods.The daddy connects bottom to say:" So you have to be like the peanut, because it is useful, not a great and good-looking thing." I say:" So, the person wants to BE the useful person, do not do the great and honourable person." The daddy say:" This is the my hope toward you."
We speak of the night to just spread, although all peanut foods all had no, however the father's words, still print on my heart version now.

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青龙满族自治县18624017489： 我想问问能不能帮我翻译一下下面的话, - ？
藩竿艾司：[答案] 我可以帮你,你是不是想翻译这句话啊:谢谢好心人了啊. 那么,这句话的翻译是这样的:Thank you for good.

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 能不能帮我翻译一下下面这段话 不好意思,我现在的英语不太好 但是等你下次来,我一定会变的比现在好 - ？
藩竿艾司：[答案] I am sorry,my English is not very good but when you come next time,I will be better than now

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 能不能帮我翻译下 下面一段话 什么意思 ? - ？
藩竿艾司： 哈哈哈,我在下面找了半天...233333哈哈哈the following text/sentence(句子)/paragraph(段落)求采纳!!

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 请帮我翻译下面一段话 - ？
藩竿艾司： 楼主录入的文有错别字啊,标点也是,原文如下:入阁办事者,职在批答,犹开府之书记也.其事既轻,而批答之意,又必自内授之而后拟之,可谓有其实乎?翻译:进入内阁办事的人,其职责在于批答,犹如开府(开府:职务名)的书记.他的工作职责已经这么轻,而批答的意思,又都从内阁传授给他后让他写,可以说他的工作名副其实吗?(指他的工作其实并没有名副其实)

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 能帮我翻译下下面一段话么,...？
藩竿艾司： 楼主您好,正确翻译: We met in balance, after attending playgroups. At the time of the deep continues with joy and happiness, although I can't have you, but you can always when you are happy, happy sad with sad

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 能不能帮我将下面这一段话翻译成英文?？
藩竿艾司： Tonight, the school celebrate ＂62 anniversary of the founding of China,＂ poem recital, the whole process was very boring.

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 帮我翻译下面的一段话. - ？
藩竿艾司： It is also I would like to say a word to you, all along I have not changed. However, the love of a person, we should let him happy, so I choose to let go. Although I really could not bear, but I also hope that you can easily some, a little less pressure and more happy! I will do my best waiting for you.

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 帮我翻译一下下面的一段话啊 很急 谢谢啦很简单的,去超市买一瓶甜味沙拉酱回来,然后把你喜欢吃的水果切成大小合适的方块,再加入沙拉酱即可. - ？
藩竿艾司：[答案] go to the market to get some miracle whip (甜的色拉酱), then cut up some of your favorite fruits into cubes, add miracle whip to them. 上海灵格风英语

青龙满族自治县18624017489： 能不能帮我把下面一段话翻译成英语? - ？
藩竿艾司： I really love you. but i suddenly find you haven't take me in your heart. We will have different lifes when we graduated. But i know i can't forget you. you really don't take me in your heart? i love you. i really love you.

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